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               Author's Note: The script contains some voice-overs in
               Spanish which have English subtitles. These are indicated
               next to the character's name as (V.O./SP/S.T.). The
               dialogue is actually given in English to make it easier to
               read the script.

               BLACKNESS

               In the dark, two voices, male and female, speaking in
               Spanish with English subtitles.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                             (quite serious, almost
                              monotonous, like a
                              newsreader)
                         I want to go to Barcelona.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                             (lighter, more friendly)
                         What will you do there?

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I want to see the Automata Museum
                         in the Tibidabo fairground. I
                         want to see El Mercat de la
                         Boqueria. The sardines there are
                         exceptional. I would also like to
                         see the buildings of Antoni
                         Gaudi.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The red one.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The green one.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The one shaped like a mushroom on
                         a stick. How will you get there?

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I think I will fly.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         It's cheaper to take the train.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I prefer to fly.

               While they are talking the blackness fades to a pre-dawn
               light.

               We are in a small, uninspiring bedroom. Our view is from
               the bed beginning halfway down, extending to the foot of
               the bed. The bed clothes are rumpled up, indicating a body
               or bodies underneath.

               Beyond the bed, a single French window leading onto a black
               iron fire escape. Climbing and trailing plants entwine the
               fire escape. Heavy drops of water are falling from the
               leaves and past the window. Beyond the leaves, a formless
               grey sky.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The weather is better there.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         It rains less.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The sky is bluer. When will you
                         come back?

               A pause while we watch the water dripping from the leaves
               of the plants outside the window.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I would like to find a job and
                         stay for the winter. Maybe I will
                         come back here next year.

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I would like that. I wish I was
                         coming with you, but I have to
                         stay here and finish my studies.
                         In one year I will be a
                         pharmacist and then I can work in
                         Barcelona.

               Movement below the bedclothes - a body shifting.

                                   SPANISH MALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                             (more animated)
                         So you want to go to Barcelona
                         too? We both want to go to
                         Barcelona!

                                   SPANISH FEMALE VOICE (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Yes. We both want to go to
                         Barcelona.

               The two Spanish voices stop and we hear in voice-over a
               woman, speaking perfect English with a slight Spanish
               accent: "Okay, now you try it, 'Deseo ir a Barcelona'.

               A man's voice, off camera, repeats slowly and not
               convincingly 'De-se-o ir a Barthelona'. The woman with the
               slight Spanish accent now says, "Good, now try saying, 'I
               would like to find a job and stay for the winter.'

               The camera shows us the whole of the bed. A man pushes down
               the covers to below his chest and reaches out to the
               bedside table and pushes the Stop button on a cassette
               player.
               The cassette player is contained in a digital clock-radio
               unit. The digital red letters say "5:15". Next to the clock
               radio is a language pack cassette box: "Teach Yourself
               Spanish in 60 Months!"

               The man is named JAKE, aged about thirty-five, curly black
               hair. Unable to sleep, he gets up and wanders around his
               flat, watches a bit of dead-time telly, goes back to bed.

               He lays on his back again. We see the ceiling. It is
               covered in lines which become a MAP OF SPAIN. He closes his
               eyes and goes back to sleep.

               FADE TO: Stock footage of a Spanish market. A man pours a
               large basket of sardines onto a steel, ice-covered display
               counter.

               FADE TO: BLACK. We hear a man's voice say, "I want to go to
               Barcelona."

               A short silence, broken by the repeated bleep of the alarm
               clock.

               FADE TO: The same view as before: water dripping from the
               leaves onto the fire escape, but this time the sky beyond
               is blue not grey.

               Jake wakes up, reaches over and switches off the alarm. The
               time now says "7:20". He sits up, swings his legs to the
               edge of the bed. Puts his head in his hands, still tired.
               Looks through the window at the dripping leaves, and says,
               in Spanish, "The weather is better there".



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - MOMENTS LATER

               An almost bare flat, few possessions.

               Jake is walking around getting ready for work. He is
               dressed in blue full-length overalls and heavy-duty black
               boots. The overalls are spattered with black oil marks and
               other stains.

               While eating his breakfast he stops to watch some letters
               being pushed under his front door. He crosses SILENTLY to
               the door and kneels down to look through the keyhole.

               Jake's P.O.V. On the landing stands a woman about fifty,
               blonde, not unattractive but losing what must have once
               been a very slim figure. She is dressed as if she wasn't
               losing it - short canary-yellow skirt, tight white blouse.
               This is MADAME VERBIST (pronounced 'ver-beest'), the
               landlady, who lives on the floor above.

               Madame Verbist is interested in Jake and lingers outside
               his door. He waits for her to go up the stairs then pulls
               the letters through under the door.

               He opens two of the letters. They are from the bank telling
               him about problems with his account. He drops them straight
               into the bin. The third letter is in a hand-written
               envelope. He opens it and pulls out several sheets of
               paper. One of them is folded twice into a square. He
               unfolds it. It is a young child's drawing. It shows a small
               boy and a man holding hands. The man is distinguished by a
               mass of black curly hair, an exaggeration of Jake's. At the
               bottom of the picture is written: "Tim and Jake, by Tim".

               Jake pins the drawing to the wall above the telephone. Also
               in the envelope is a birthday card. Jake reads it and
               stands it on the table where the phone is. He says to
               himself: "Apparently, it's my birthday."

               As he walks back to the centre of the room to get his
               cereal bowl, the phone behind him rings. He picks it up. We
               only hear his end of the conversation.

                                   JAKE
                         Hello?
                             (going flat)
                         Oh, hi. Thanks. Yes, I just got
                         it, thanks. How's Tim? Can I
                         speak to him? ... What am I
                         supposed to do? ... I sent you
                         money... I send you all the money
                         I can... Yeah, but I'm not going
                         to starve... Well, that happens
                         when people split up. What am I
                         supposed to do? ... Well, maybe
                         you'll have to get a job as
                         well... I don't know, childcare
                         or something... Look! I said, I'm
                         doing what I can. I don't want to
                         go back and do that. It doesn't
                         matter what I'm doing now, so
                         long as I support my son...

               The phone is obviously put down on him. He bangs his fist
               against the wall next to the drawing his son sent him.

               He walks back to the sofa, sits down and ignores the rest
               of his breakfast. He calms down. He stands up, walks
               towards the front door, changes his mind and walks back
               into his bedroom. He stands and looks at the French window.
               Water is still dripping from the leaves. He slides a bolt
               on the door, opens it and steps out onto:



               EXT. JAKE'S FLAT - ON THE FIRE ESCAPE

               Several large drops of water drop on his face. He lets them
               run down his skin and collects one with his tongue, without
               any expression.

               He turns around and pulls the door to. He cannot lock it,
               so just pulls it tight. He turns around again. Takes two
               steps onto the metal balcony of the fire-escape. As he does
               so, the dripping water stops. It is a beautiful blue day.
               From the fire escape he sees a patchwork of small cottage
               gardens, small houses connected by a maze of walled lanes.
               He looks up at the sky. His look continues upwards to the
               storey above him. Madame Verbist, in her short skirt, is
               bending over watering plants with a large green watering
               can: it's from there that the water is running down outside
               Jake's window.

               Jake is looking up backwards above his head. Madame Verbist
               is looking down the opposite way. Their faces are inverted
               to each other. Madame Verbist came to this country as a
               young woman to teach French to schoolgirls. She's lost none
               of her Gallic mannerisms: in fact, they seem to have become
               accentuated by perpetually representing Frenchness to her
               pupils. She is very flirty.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Good morning, mister Jake.

                                   JAKE
                             (with humour)
                         Good morning, Madame Verbist.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Did you get your letters?

                                   JAKE
                         Did you put them under the door?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Of course!

                                   JAKE
                             (smiling)
                         Well, of course I got them.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I was just checking, because per-
                         aps you didn't see them and, I
                         don't know, they might have been
                         important. One of them looked
                         like it was from the bank.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm glad that you're looking out
                         for me.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Every man needs a woman to look
                         out for him. And every woman
                         needs a man sometimes...
                             (laughing)
                         Not all the time, but sometimes.

                                   JAKE
                         I suppose you're right.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, just for a little
                         entertainment. A little, passion.
                             (changing the subject)
                         Oh, what a lovely day. You will
                         be hot working in that scrapyard.
                         I'm surprised you don't get a
                         different job, working in an
                         office. It's cleaner there. And
                         besides, you would meet more
                         ladies.

                                   JAKE
                         I used to. I didn't like it.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You don't like ladies?

                                   JAKE
                         I don't like working in an
                         office.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         And you like it in the scrapyard?

                                   JAKE
                         Hmmmm, it's okay. It suits me at
                         the moment.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh well, you're still a young
                         man...
                             (smiling at him)
                         You have time to do anything you
                         want.
                             (pause while she puts
                              down the watering can
                              and picks a dead leaf
                              from a geranium)
                         But don't wait too long - life
                         just flies by. Like that!

               Madame Verbist drops the dead leaf over the fire escape and
               it flutters down past Jake's face. He watches it fall with
               a dead-pan expression.

                                   JAKE
                         You are so right, Madame Verbist.
                         I need to seriously think about
                         my future. Au revoir.

               Madame Verbist just smiles at him - sweetly, but not
               innocently. Then she stops him:

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You need to think about your rent
                         too, I think. You promised me you
                         would pay me last week. Did you
                         forget, maybe?

                                   JAKE
                         No, I didn't forget. I had some
                         unexpected outgoings and I
                         couldn't find it. This week, I
                         get paid and I will pay you. I
                         promise.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Okay. I will trust you, but you
                         know I may be a woman but I can
                         be 'ard like a man if I have to
                         be.

                                   JAKE
                         Thankyou, Madame Verbist - I will
                         keep that image.



               INT. BAKER'S SHOP - MORNING

               The shop is empty apart from Jake and another customer, a
               young woman, looks like a student, who has FINISHED being
               served by a shop assistant in her mid to late twenties. The
               shop assistant is named Yazza. She is dressed
               unconventionally: short skirt, hooped-tights, sabots, and
               her hair is tied into a pony-tail beneath a reversed
               baseball cap. She has attitude. The women are obviously
               friends. Jake is waiting.

                                   YAZZA
                             (to friend)
                         No way. I hate that, when they
                         make an appointment and you get
                         to their office and they just sit
                         there on the telephone like it's
                         more important than speaking to
                         you. You know what you wanna do?

                                   CUSTOMER
                         What?

                                   YAZZA
                         Just walk up to his bookshelf and
                         start taking the books out and
                         flick through them. They hate
                         that. You know why?

                                   CUSTOMER
                         Why?

                                   YAZZA
                         Because academics always use
                         whatever is lying around as a
                         bookmark - postcards from their
                         friends, notes, cheques. They
                         don't know what you're going to
                         read so it really irritates them
                         while they're on the phone.
                         Eventually they will just put the
                         phone down to stop you doing it.

                                   CUSTOMER
                         Great!

                                   YAZZA
                         Or, get a pad out and start
                         writing, as if you're ignoring
                         them but they think you might be
                         writing down what they are saying
                         and...

                                   JAKE
                             (interrupting)
                         Are you serving?

                                   YAZZA
                         Yes, I am serving. I am serving
                         this customer here and when I am
                         finished I will come and serve
                         you.

                                   JAKE
                         I thought you were finished when
                         I came in the shop.

                                   YAZZA
                         If that was right, I would now be
                         serving you, but I'm not, so that
                         must mean that you were not
                         right.
                             (turning contemptuously
                              to friend)
                         So do it to him. He used to wind
                         me up so much.

                                   JAKE
                         Is there anybody else here?

                                   YAZZA
                             (studiously looking
                              around the shop)
                         No. Just us three by the looks of
                         it.

               Jake makes a sour expression. The friend shrugs, smiles.

                                   CUSTOMER
                         I'll send him your regards.

                                   YAZZA
                         Do, the old pervert. I could have
                         got a First if I'd let him.

                                   CUSTOMER
                         Yuk. What a repulsive thought.
                         Bye, Yazz.

               Jake orders his rolls and the Yazza manages to serve him
               without looking at him or speaking once. She points at the
               till to indicate the amount.

               Jake says, "Maybe they just didn't want to speak to you"
               and leaves the shop.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - MORNING

               Jake arrives at his place of work, a scrapyard. He walks
               through the gate towards the shed-cum-office where the
               workers dump their gear. Other men are already working
               around the yard. The crane is swinging.

               Jake walks past a young kid, called Davey, aged about
               nineteen, who is fighting with a big coil of wire.

                                   DAVEY
                         Morn-in.

                                   JAKE
                         Morning.

                                   DAVEY
                         You look like shit.

                                   JAKE
                         Thanks.



               INT. SCRAPYARD SHED - CONTINUOUS

               In the shed is the owner of the scrapyard, Twin, a large
               built, shaven-headed man in his mid fifties. He's writing
               in a ledger with his tongue pressed against his teeth.

                                   TWIN
                         You're late.

               Jake ignores him and hangs his bag behind the door.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         You're supposed to start at nine.

                                   JAKE
                         Am I? And what time am I supposed
                         to finish?

                                   TWIN
                         When the work is done.

                                   JAKE
                         Seems like a fair exchange then.

               Jake calmly walks to the sink area and makes himself a
               coffee. There is a strange conflictual yet respectful
               relationship between these men.

                                   TWIN
                         You look like shit.

                                   JAKE
                         So I've been told. I'm not
                         sleeping.

                                   TWIN
                         Up all night shagging, I suppose.

                                   JAKE
                         I wish. What are we doing today?

                                   TWIN
                         I want you and Davey to cut up
                         the fuel tank that came in last
                         night.
                             (grinning)
                         You know how to do that?

                                   JAKE
                         I should think so.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - LATER

               Jake is now at work. Surrounded by piles of scrap metal he
               is standing next to Davey, a lad who likes destroying
               domestic appliances. They are both standing next to a
               large, square fuel tank, preparing to cut it up with
               torches. They are wearing protective helmets with visors -
               the visors are up.

               Beyond them, and behind the piles of junk, a large crane in
               the distance is perpetually lifting, rotating, and dropping
               clumps of crushed metal in its iron claw.

                                   JAKE
                         Now, Davey boy, before we light
                         these torches, what is the first
                         thing we do?

                                   DAVEY
                         Pull our visors down?

                                   JAKE
                         Before we pull our visors down.

                                   DAVEY
                         Check the gas supply.

                                   JAKE
                         Before we check the gas supply.

                                   DAVEY
                         Check the extinguishers.

                                   JAKE
                         Maybe, but before all of that.
                         Before we go anywhere near this
                         mother-fucking tank with a naked
                         flame? And that's a clue for
                         you...

                                   DAVEY
                         Okay. I've got it, I've got it.
                         We have to vent the gases.

                                   JAKE
                         That's right, Davey boy. You're
                         learning. Now, the thing is, we
                         don't know what's been in this
                         tank...

                                   DAVEY
                             (interrupting him)
                         It says 'Diesel'.

                                   JAKE
                         Well diesel fumes will explode.
                         But anyway, just because it says
                         diesel doesn't mean it's had
                         diesel in it. In fact, let's
                         imagine that the person who owned
                         this fuel tank before it ended up
                         as scrap metal was doing
                         something nefarious and illegal,
                         like selling petrol without
                         paying duty on it, wouldn't it
                         have been in their interest to
                         hide the fact by storing it in a
                         tank marked 'Diesel'?
                         So we're not going to take
                         anyone's word for it, and we're
                         especially not going to believe
                         what it says on any label, we're
                         going to vent this tank and
                         sluice it out so that there's no
                         vapours in there, and no gunge
                         that will get hot and vapourise
                         when the torches hit it. Okay, so
                         you jump up on top, take this
                         hammer, and smack the top off
                         that vent.

               Davey climbs up onto the top of the tank, Jake passes him
               the lump hammer, and he smacks the top of the vent pipe
               off. While he's up there, Jake passes him a hosepipe and
               tells him to put it in the tank.

               Jake walks over to a standpipe where the hose is attached
               and turns on the tap. Davey stands up on top of the tank
               with the sun behind him, watching the water go down into
               the tank. Jake watches Davey.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         You know the problem with signs?

                                   DAVEY
                             (giving him a goofy
                              look)
                         You what?

                                   JAKE
                         They can be misleading.

               Davey makes a face as if to say, "I don't give a shit."

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Some insurance company was
                         investigating why they kept
                         getting fires and explosions at
                         petrol storage plants and they
                         found that most of the explosions
                         were caused by men throwing
                         cigarette butts down in the
                         compound where they stored empty
                         tanks. They worked out that
                         because there was a big sign
                         saying 'Empty Containers' the men
                         thought they were safe, whereas
                         in fact they were more dangerous
                         because they were mostly open and
                         leaking combustive fumes.

                                   DAVEY
                         Where do you learn all this shit?

                                   JAKE
                         A long time ago I used to read
                         books.

                                   DAVEY
                         So what happened?

                                   JAKE
                         When?

                                   DAVEY
                         At the end of the story, the
                         storage tanks.

                                   JAKE
                         They just put up different signs.
                         Instead of 'Empty Containers' the
                         sign said 'Used Containers:
                         Dangerous and Flammable Gases',
                         then people stopped throwing
                         their butts down there.

                                   DAVEY
                         Nobody smokes anymore. Except
                         you.

                                   JAKE
                         No, but people open up fuel tanks
                         with torches. Is that full yet?

                                   DAVEY
                         Yup.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay. Let's start roasting.

               Jake turns off the tap. Davey pulls the hose out and jumps
               down from the tank. Jake and Davey pull their visors down
               and light their torches and start cutting into the tank
               from opposite ends. They just start cutting when Twin
               appears.

                                   TWIN
                             (shouting)
                         Hold it, hold it, hold it!

                                   JAKE
                             (lifting his visor)
                         What?

                                   TWIN
                         You filled that with water?

                                   JAKE
                         Of course. What do you think?

                                   TWIN
                         You don't need to use water.
                         We'll have to clean the soil up
                         if you use water. You should have
                         just used a sniffer to see if it
                         was safe.

                                   JAKE
                         A sniffer on its own won't work.
                         Gases get generated by the
                         cutters - you need water.

                                   TWIN
                         I've been doing this for twenty
                         years, mister, and I never use
                         water. And you're not going to
                         use water, okay. So you can just
                         pump it out now, into the drain.
                         I don't want it on the ground.
                         End of conversation.

               Twin walks off. Jake and Davey turn off their cutters and
               take off their helmets.

                                   JAKE
                         That guy is really starting to
                         piss me off. He'd rather we blew
                         ourselves up than do things
                         properly. Just cut a hole in the
                         bottom and drain it. I'm going
                         for a smoke.

               Jake leaves and Davey cuts a hole in the bottom of the
               tank, the same size as the hosepipe he pushes into it. As
               he pushes it in, the oily water sprays all over him, arcing
               through the sunlight. He manages to get the hose in and
               takes the other end over to the drain. Davey stands with
               the hose in his hand, absent-mindedly watching the water
               run down the drain. Jake returns from his cigarette break.

                                   DAVEY
                             (his hair and face wet
                              and greasy)
                         It's all oily.

                                   JAKE
                         It would be.

                                   DAVEY
                         Where does it end up?

                                   JAKE
                         It goes straight into the
                         estuary. That's the kind of guy
                         Twin is. What does he care about
                         nature?

                                   DAVEY
                         Why do they call him Twin?

                                   JAKE
                         I dunno, maybe they threw away
                         the good half.

                                   DAVEY
                         I saw this programme on telly,
                         and they said the ocean is full
                         of oil lumps, from all the
                         tankers that have sunk. And if
                         you collected them all and stuck
                         them together, they'd be bigger
                         than the moon.

                                   JAKE
                         Are you sure? The moon: that's
                         pretty big.

                                   DAVEY
                         Maybe it wasn't the moon.
                         Stonehenge, I think.

                                   JAKE
                         How could you possibly confuse
                         the moon with Stonehenge?

                                   DAVEY
                         They're both made of rock. I saw
                         this program about Stonehenge,
                         right, they said that the people
                         who made it dragged the rock all
                         the way from Egypt, and no-one
                         knows how they did it. It was
                         before wheels, before carts. I
                         think it was Egypt, it might have
                         been Ireland.

                                   JAKE
                         Are you sure it was Stonehenge?
                         It could have been Heathrow.

                                   DAVEY
                         No, you twat, it was before ships
                         even, before planes.

                                   JAKE
                         Yuh, okay. That looks empty.

                                   DAVEY
                             (looks at the dripping
                              hosepipe)
                         Nearly empty. E M P equals T Y
                         squared...

                                   JAKE
                         You crack me up, dyou know that?

               Davey shakes the last drops of the water from the hosepipe
               into the drain. Jake gets his visor on again and lights his
               blow-torch and starts cutting into the tank. Sparks arc up
               through the sunlight. Davey gets his visor on and lights
               his torch. He starts shouting at Jake.

                                   DAVEY
                         Jake, Jake, look at this.

               Jake stops working and puts his visor up, mildly annoyed at
               being interrupted.

                                   JAKE
                         What?

               Davey, underneath his black visor, does an impersonation of
               Darth Vader.

                                   DAVEY
                         "There is no escape. Don't make
                         me destroy you. You do not yet
                         realize your importance. You have
                         only begun to discover your
                         power."

               Davey waves his blow torch around like a light sabre. Jake
               smiles, shakes his head, and goes back to work. Davey is
               still enacting the fight. About 50 metres away, Twin is
               standing on a high walkway, throwing an old pram into a
               skip. He turns around and watches Davey's silent dance.



               INT. NAGEL'S BAR - NIGHT

               It's near closing time. Jake is sat at a table on his own,
               in his work overalls, drinking a beer and watching the pool
               team playing pool. He's sitting close enough to hear
               everything they say. A television with the sound turned
               down is showing a football match. A jukebox is playing, not
               loud.

               An attractive woman, late twenties is sat alone at the bar,
               smoking, doing a crossword. She is dressed in office-worker
               clothes - smart suit, white blouse, high-heels, obviously
               on her way home from work but never made it. Jake watches
               her as she chats intermittently with members of the pool
               team.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                             (walking towards the bar
                              with the cue in his
                              hand)
                         Marie, I saw that friend of yours
                         last night - Julie.

                                   MARIE
                         Oh yeah? Did you speak to her?

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         A little bit. She's going out
                         with that bloke Nigel, who sells
                         kitchens.

                                   MARIE
                         She probably needs a kitchen
                         then.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Ah, now I know how she got that
                         car! What does she need next? I
                         wonder if she wants any
                         electrical work done on her flat?

                                   MARIE
                         You might be in there!

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         I'd be there straight away.
                         Trouble is, I'd have to spin out
                         the job so that she didn't get
                         rid of me when she needed a
                         plumber.

                                   MARIE
                         I'm sure it wouldn't take you
                         that long to do what you need.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                             (bantering)
                         God, that is so disgusting. What
                         do you think I'm like?

                                   MARIE
                         You suggested it. Anyway, I was
                         joking, her and Nigel are serious
                         - they're booking a holiday to
                         America together for next year,
                         Disneyland.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Disneyland! That's very serious!

               Pool player returns to table to take his shot.

                                   POOL PLAYER (cont'd)
                             (aside, leaning over the
                              table)
                         I'd like to sink one in her.

               He strikes the ball and misses the pocket.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         You'd probably miss the hole.

                                   ANOTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Yeah, he'd probably get it in the
                         wrong hole.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         She's too classy for you, anyway
                         Timothy.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         I've been there already mate.
                         Anyone can have her, she's easy.

                                   ANOTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Bullshit! You never had her!
                         When?

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Two years ago. She was going out
                         with Ben Jenkins, that guy who
                         lived on the other side of the
                         river. Remember, his house fell
                         into the water during that big
                         storm.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                             (stupidly)
                         Bar-room Benny with his
                         girlfriend Jenny.

                                   ANOTHER POOL PLAYER
                             (more stupidly)
                         Benny and the Jets!

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         I met her in a bar one night,
                         Benny was working, I got her back
                         to my place. No problem.

                                   ANOTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Poor old Benny, eh? Where is he
                         now? Last I heard he was living
                         in Thailand.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Yeah, fucked his head up taking
                         happy pills and smoking dope.
                         He's probably living in a beach
                         hut, lovin everyone.

                                   ANOTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Getting his brains fucked out by
                         some Thai prostitute.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Well, I wouldn't say no to that.
                             (calling out)
                         Marie, what's Benny boy up to
                         these days? Have you seen him?

                                   MARIE
                         No. I saw his sister and she told
                         me he was in Oz. He married an
                         Australian girl, started his own
                         business. They have a child I
                         think.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Benny boy? Married? You're
                         pulling my plonker!

                                   MARIE
                         No, it's true. Well, according to
                         his sister.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Well fuck me sideways - excuse my
                         French. And there's me thinking
                         that he'd fried his brains in
                         Thailand. Well I never. Sneaky
                         old Benny boy - I never thought
                         he had it in him.

               The pool game comes to an end and the men start finishing
               off their pints and putting on their jackets. They all
               leave except the first one, who stands with his back to the
               bar, adjacent to Marie, finishing his drink.

                                   POOL PLAYER (cont'd)
                             (to Marie)
                         Do you want a lift home?

                                   MARIE
                         No, I'm fine thanks. I'll walk.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         You haven't seen my new car.

                                   MARIE
                         Show me another day.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         It won't be so new then.

                                   MARIE
                         Things don't change that much, do
                         they?

                                   POOL PLAYER
                             (looking at her
                              sideways)
                         No, you're right. Some things are
                         better the second time round. So
                         what about it? Are you coming?

                                   MARIE
                         Thanks for the offer, but no
                         thanks.
                             (smiling)
                         I need an early night.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Okay then. I'll catch you later.
                         See ya.
                             (to the barman)
                         See ya Sunday, Stan.

               Jake watches the pool player leave, then walks up to the
               bar and orders another drink. He watches Marie, who looks
               at her paper and avoids eye contact.

                                   JAKE
                         Would you like a drink?

                                   MARIE
                         Why not? A vodka and tonic,
                         please.

                                   JAKE
                         Give me a clue.

                                   MARIE
                         About what?

                                   JAKE
                         The crossword.

                                   MARIE
                         Oh, sorry. Okay then, nine down,
                         four letters: large body of
                         water, scary.

                                   JAKE
                         Erie.

                                   MARIE
                         Hey, you're good at this.

                                   JAKE
                         No, I hate crosswords - I just
                         want you to finish it quickly.

               Jake hands her her drink.

                                   MARIE
                         Right. Rap in Scottish makes a
                         pile. Nine letters, something
                         something something A, last
                         letter is P.

                                   JAKE
                         Scottish rap, must be scrap.
                         Scrap, pile, ends in P, must be
                         heap. Scrapheap.

                                   MARIE
                         Ooh, too easy. For a man who
                         doesn't like crosswords.

               Short strained silence.

                                   JAKE AND MARIE (SIMULTANEOUSLY)
                         Do you live around here?

                                   JAKE
                         Not far. Fairlight Gardens. I
                         rent a flat. I've only been here
                         a few months.

                                   MARIE
                         Where did you live before?

                                   JAKE
                         At home, with my wife.

                                   MARIE
                         Not here then?

                                   JAKE
                         No. Far away from here,
                         fortunately.

                                   MARIE
                         Like that, is it? I've been here
                         too long - 10 years too long. I
                         keep thinking I'll move on but I
                         need to be pushed - I can never
                         do anything of my own volition,
                         I'm soooo lazy.

                                   JAKE
                         What's the point of moving on if
                         you're happy?

                                   MARIE
                         I never said I was happy, but
                         thinking about it I suppose I am.
                         I know that it's nowhere but I
                         quite like it here. Everyone
                         knows you, they say hello when
                         you walk down the street.

                                   JAKE
                         Do they? Maybe to you.

                                   MARIE
                         Well, maybe I just make friends
                         easily.

                                   JAKE
                         So where do you live then?

                                   MARIE
                         Not far from you, but on the
                         river side. I've got one of those
                         old fisherman's cottages going
                         down to the wharves.

                                   JAKE
                         You know, I've never been down
                         there. I thought it was all just
                         waste ground.

                                   MARIE
                         No, it's lovely down there. It's
                         like another world. The docks and
                         the fishermen are all gone but
                         the cottages have been sold and
                         done up and the sheds and
                         warehouses are let out for other
                         things.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I only know a path from
                         where I live, to where I work, to
                         here, and back again.

                                   MARIE
                         Where do you work?

                                   JAKE
                         Down at the scrapyard.

                                   MARIE
                         You're a scrap metal dealer?

                                   JAKE
                         Not me, my boss. I'm just a
                         monkey.

                                   MARIE
                         Out of choice, I guess?

                                   JAKE
                         Partly choice, partly evolution.

                                   MARIE
                         Thought so - you don't seem like
                         a scrap worker.

                                   JAKE
                         What's a scrap metal worker like,
                         then?

                                   MARIE
                         I dunno, more macho...

                                   JAKE
                         You don't think I'm macho?

                                   MARIE
                             (turning over his hands)
                         Well, your hands are but your
                         face is not.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm half man, half macho.

                                   MARIE
                             (amused and quizzical)
                         What?

               They finish their drinks.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you want to walk back
                         together?

                                   MARIE
                         Okay, then.

               They leave.



               EXT. STREET OUTSIDE NAGEL'S BAR - NIGHT

               Jake and Marie walk towards her house. The lights of the
               ships on the estuary blink in the night. Silhouettes of
               motionless cranes and dockyard pulleys project into the
               sky. A large container ship is heading out to sea from a
               port further up the river.

                                   MARIE
                         Makes me want to leave when I see
                         ships going into the night like
                         that. It's like there's a whole
                         unknown unexplored world out
                         there.

                                   JAKE
                         What's stopping you?

                                   MARIE
                         I told you - I'm lazy. I need to
                         have a reason to do something,
                         not just an urge to leave.
                         I'm not a natural traveller, like
                         some of my friends who just give
                         up their jobs, their flats and
                         head off around the world.

                                   JAKE
                         You like your creature comforts.

                                   MARIE
                         I do, but I'd be prepared to give
                         them up, if I had a reason.

                                   JAKE
                         Or a someone?

                                   MARIE
                         There's always someone to travel
                         with.

                                   JAKE
                         But not necessarily someone you'd
                         want to travel with.

               They approach the corner of the road down to the wharves.

                                   MARIE
                         Okay, this is my turn-off. Thanks
                         for the drink. I'll probably see
                         you around.

                                   JAKE
                         Shall I walk down with you?

                                   MARIE
                         Er, no, it's not far from here,
                         I'll be okay on my own. See you
                         around.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you want to go out for a drink
                         one night?

                                   MARIE
                         Like we did tonight, you mean?

                                   JAKE
                         No. I mean, somewhere else.
                         Somewhere you don't know
                         everybody.

                                   MARIE
                         Now that will be difficult. Yeah,
                         okay. I'll give you my number.

               Marie takes out her mobile.

                                   JAKE
                         Er, I don't have one of those.

                                   MARIE
                         You don't have a mobile?

                                   JAKE
                         Call me old fashioned...

                                   MARIE
                         Okay, I'll write it down for you.
                         Ring me later.

               Marie writes down her number on a piece of card and they
               say goodbye.



               INT. JAKE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Jake is in bed, arms behind his head, staring out the
               window. The Spanish tape is playing. A party. Tinkling of
               glasses, a hum of conversation. We come in to the middle of
               a conversation. The Spanish hostess is introducing the man
               from the first scene to a female friend.



               FEMALE SPANISH HOSTESS

                                   (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Belinda, this is Javier. Javier
                         has just arrived in Barcelona -
                         he's probably going to stay for
                         the winter.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         You will like the winter.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         But less than the summer.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The spring is nice.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         With fewer tourists.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         And their bulging sacks. When I
                         was a student, I used to work as
                         a tour guide. Maybe I could give
                         you a tour of the city this
                         weekend.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         That would be nice.

               The conversation fades to silence and the instructor says
               in English: "Did you notice how they said 'Fewer tourists
               and their bulging sacks.' You try saying it: (Spanish
               translation)."

               Jake's mouth moves. He turns over and tries to go to sleep.



               INT. BAKER'S SHOP - MORNING

               Jake gives Yazza a ten-pound note and holds on to it
               slightly too long, to fuck with her.

               She returns his change and makes as if to put it in his
               hand then slaps it on the top of the glass counter.

               They exchange sour expressions.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - DAY

               Jake is sat on a bench rolling a cigarette while Davey is
               dismantling an oven, alternately smashing it with a long
               handled sledge hammer and prising it open with a crow-bar.
               Jake watches in amusement at the manic pleasure Davey gets
               from destroying the oven.

                                   DAVEY
                         Hey, the best thing about this
                         job is smashing things up. I
                         really love it. When I was a
                         kid...

                                   JAKE
                         You still are a kid.

                                   DAVEY
                         No I'm not. I mean, when we were
                         about eleven, we used to sneak
                         into the dump and throw rocks at
                         the television screens. Have you
                         ever done that?

                                   JAKE
                             (smiling wryly)
                         No.

                                   DAVEY
                         It's great. They're really strong
                         but when they break they implode
                         with a kind of boom.

                                   JAKE
                         Really? So that's why you're
                         working at the scrapyard, because
                         you like breaking things up.

                                   DAVEY
                         That's not the only reason. The
                         money's good, for me. Hey did you
                         see Ozzie and the Cat last night?

                                   JAKE
                         Ozzie and the Cat? What is that?
                         A cartoon?

                                   DAVEY
                         No, it's a series, an American
                         thing, it's on every week. Ozzie
                         is this guy, he works in a video
                         store and the Cat is this really
                         cool guy who comes in from the
                         school, like the shop is near a
                         high school and all the girls
                         come in but the Cat is this
                         guy...

                                   JAKE
                         Who comes in from the school and
                         is really cool, I get it.

                                   DAVEY
                         And the Cat is always chasing the
                         girls from the high school and he
                         gets Ozzie to help him by
                         changing the films the girls are
                         renting. Like when there's a girl
                         the Cat really likes, he gets a
                         tape from Ozzie and takes it home
                         and puts subminimal messages in
                         it...

                                   JAKE
                         Subliminal.

                                   DAVEY
                         Subliminal, yeah, whatever. Yeah,
                         like, he inserts pictures of
                         himself and messages that say "I
                         really love that Cat guy." Then
                         he gives the tapes back to Ozzie
                         and when the girl comes in, Ozzie
                         says "This is a good film, you
                         should watch this one."

                                   JAKE
                             (faking boredom)
                         So the girl watches the tape,
                         falls in love with the Cat...

                                   DAVEY
                         Yeah, but then Ozzie and the Cat
                         have a row because the Cat did
                         something to Ozzie's sister...

                                   JAKE
                         What did he do?

                                   DAVEY
                         It doesn't matter. They fall out
                         and the next time the Cat is
                         chasing a girl he gives Ozzie the
                         tape but Ozzie edits it and puts
                         pictures of himself in it and
                         messages saying, "That Ozzie guy
                         who works in the video store is
                         so cute!" And he changes the
                         Cat's messages to, "That Cat guy
                         is totally disgusting, when he
                         looks at me I want to barf."

                                   JAKE
                         Barf?

                                   DAVEY
                         You know, vomit.

               Here, in his excitement, Davey starts acting out Ozzie and
               the Cat, with teen American accents, interrupting himself
               by laughing.

                                   DAVEY (cont'd)
                         But this is so funny, oh shit,
                         the girl comes into the store and
                         Ozzie smiles at her and gives her
                         the tape, and she looks at him
                         like he's a loser, a real nerd,
                         and says, "I haven't seen that
                         friend of yours, Cat, around
                         lately. He is so cool!" And Ozzie
                         says, "Oh, he should be around
                         here tomorrow, why don't you come
                         in at ten to drop the tape off -
                         you might see him." So anyway,
                         what Ozzie didn't know is that
                         this girl is having a sleepover
                         for five of her friends and like
                         the next morning when she tells
                         them she has to take the tape
                         back, they're all, like, "Oh,
                         that Ozzie guy who works in the
                         store is sooo sexy!
                         Let's all go down and see him."
                         So Ozzie has told the Cat that
                         the girl got the tape and to be
                         there at ten, so the Cat is like
                         posing around the counter,
                         combing his hair like this, and
                         all the girls come in and
                         (laughing) like, when they see
                         him they start holding their
                         noses and covering their mouths
                         like they're gonna be sick and
                         they go straight over to Ozzie
                         and they're all stroking him and
                         shit. Jeesus, it's so funny. And
                         then...

                                   JAKE
                             (ironically)
                         I can't believe it gets any
                         funnier...

                                   DAVEY
                         So the Cat works out what Ozzie
                         has done and while he's off with
                         the girls some really fat greasy
                         truck driver comes in and the Cat
                         serves him and says, "This is a
                         very popular movie at the
                         moment."

                                   JAKE
                         Don't tell me.

                                   DAVEY
                         Yeah, you see it the next morning
                         and Ozzie is behind the counter
                         and this big fat trucker guy
                         comes in, while all the girls are
                         there, and he says to Ozzie,
                         "You're really cute - would you
                         like to come for a drive in my
                         truck?" And all the girls are
                         going, "Oh that is so gross, it's
                         so like, barf me out, gag me with
                         a spoon."

               Davey collapses into laughter as Twin enters the compound
               and sees Davey breaking up the oven.

                                   TWIN
                             (aggressively)
                         Davey, what are you doing?

                                   DAVEY
                         I'm breaking up this oven.

                                   TWIN
                         I can see that, but I didn't ask
                         you to do it, did I?

                                   DAVEY
                         No, but I thought it needed
                         doing, to strip the rubber out.

                                   TWIN
                         Why are you always doing things
                         that I don't ask you to do? And
                         why are you always fucking around
                         when you should be working?
                         Anytime you don't have anything
                         to do, just go down to the yard
                         and pick up a brush and start
                         sweeping. I'll give you something
                         to do when I see you. Okay?

                                   DAVEY
                         Yeah, okay.

               Davey goes quiet and walks off, carrying the crow-bar and
               leaving the hammer fall to the ground. Only Twin and Jake
               are left; Jake continues to smoke.

                                   TWIN
                         Haven't you got anything to do
                         either?

                                   JAKE
                         There's always something to do -
                         that's why I'm taking my break.

                                   TWIN
                         I assume you want to work here.

                                   JAKE
                         I wouldn't put it that strong,
                         but...

                                   TWIN
                         Well, let's put it this way: I
                         assume you don't want to leave.

                                   JAKE
                         That's closer to the truth.

                                   TWIN
                         Well why don't you try to
                         motivate yourself a bit more, and
                         don't encourage Davey to do
                         stupid things.

                                   JAKE
                         Like?

                                   TWIN
                         Like unnecessarily flushing fuel
                         tanks. Like smashing up ovens...

                                   JAKE
                         Would you rather we blew
                         ourselves up? It's not all about
                         money you know!

                                   TWIN
                         No, but most of it is, and that's
                         what keeps you and your little
                         friend Davey on the payroll, so
                         you'd better think that over next
                         time you sit smoking and
                         meditating.

                                   JAKE
                         So what are you saying? You'd
                         rather I left?

                                   TWIN
                         No...
                             (he stops and looks
                              around at the junk
                              everywhere, and at the
                              crane against the sky,
                              softening)
                         You just seem so fucking spiky,
                         that's all. Why can't you accept
                         anything for once without
                         opposing it? What's your problem?

                                   JAKE
                             (standing up and taking
                              two steps forward, into
                              Twin's space)
                         My problem is, everywhere I look,
                         I see scrap. And that's before I
                         get to work. Then when I'm here,
                         you are always on my case,
                         picking holes in everything I do.
                         I know I'm a wage slave - this is
                         not the voluntary sector, I don't
                         see a red cross on the roof of
                         that shed over there - but you
                         don't own me. You might pay me,
                         but you don't own me.

                                   TWIN
                         So while I'm paying you, you do
                         what I...
                             (almost saying 'say')
                         ...ask.

                                   JAKE
                         And if what you ask me to do is
                         dangerous, or stupid?

                                   TWIN
                         You have two choices: do it or
                         leave.

               Jake bends down and picks up the long-handled hammer. He
               swings it backwards over his right shoulder while looking
               at Twin.

                                   JAKE
                         That closes down your options a
                         little, Twin.

                                   TWIN
                         My options?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes. One day you won't be strong -
                         you might need people. But if
                         you've only ever given them two
                         choices, both of them
                         unacceptable, they might not be
                         around.

                                   TWIN
                         I really don't understand you.

                                   JAKE
                         That's not part of the deal,
                         remember. Everything turns to
                         rust, but the world goes on:
                         there's a choice for you.

                                   TWIN
                         What?

                                   JAKE
                         Well...
                             (pushing his boot
                              through the rusted base
                              of a metal barrel)
                         You can stay with the things that
                         rust, or you can walk away. And
                         sometimes you have to walk away.

               Jake walks away. Twin looks at him and shakes his head.

                                   TWIN
                         You are a very weird bloke. Did
                         anyone ever tell you that?

                                   JAKE
                         Only a few.



               INT. SCRAPYARD SHED  - END OF SHIFT

               The men are getting their things ready to go home. Twin is
               handing out brown envelopes with payslips in. Jake is sat
               on the sofa reading his payslip.

                                   JAKE
                         Twin, there's something wrong
                         here.

                                   TWIN
                         What is it?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, it's one hundred and eighty
                         quid less than last month.

                                   TWIN
                         What does it say next to the
                         deduction?

                                   JAKE
                         What do you mean?

                                   TWIN
                         There's a code next to it?

                                   JAKE
                         D. E. O. What's that?

                                   TWIN
                         Deduction of Earnings Order. I
                         got a letter from the Child
                         Support Agency. You have to pay
                         up for your wife and kids.

                                   JAKE
                         And you just went ahead and did
                         it?

                                   TWIN
                         It's the law.

                                   JAKE
                         And you care a lot about the law,
                         do you?

                                   TWIN
                         Enough to not want anyone coming
                         around here going through my
                         books.

                                   JAKE
                         But I could have sorted this out
                         myself. You shouldn't have just
                         caved into them.

                                   TWIN
                         I had no choice.

                                   JAKE
                         For fuck's sake - I already pay
                         them money. I can't afford any
                         more.

                                   TWIN
                         I don't write the rules.

                                   JAKE
                         No, you just break them when it
                         suits you. You could have lied
                         about how much I was earning - we
                         could have worked something out.

                                   TWIN
                         Like what?

                                   JAKE
                         Like pay me partly in cash or
                         something - not declare it.

                                   TWIN
                         Look! I'm not going to jeopardize
                         my business because of you. It's
                         not my problem and I can't start
                         doing things specially for you.
                         I'm sorry, but you'll have to
                         live with it.

                                   SQUEAK
                             (a fat guy with a high
                              voice, trying to be
                              conciliatory)
                         That's right Jake. You don't
                         wanna mess with the CSA. They're
                         bastards, real bastards. They can
                         do anything.

                                   JAKE
                         Apparently.

                                   DAVEY
                         I heard of this bloke right, he
                         left his wife and shacked up with
                         this rich woman. The CSA took
                         everything he earned and they
                         said he still owed them some, so
                         they took his car and when this
                         woman bought him another one,
                         they took that too.

               The men express dissent and doubt.

                                   DAVEY (cont'd)
                         It's true. It's all done on
                         computer. The bloke who wrote the
                         computer program is a
                         millionaire. There you are, Jake,
                         that's what you should do -
                         computers...

                                   JAKE
                         Okay, Davey. Thanks for the
                         career advice.

               Jake leaves.



               INT. WINE BAR - NIGHT

               A relaxed wine bar with upright chairs and tables at one
               end and sofas and low tables at the other. Jake and Marie
               are sat next to each other on a sofa, drinking wine. The
               bar is busy with small groups of people talking and
               laughing. It's noisy but not too loud to think.

                                   MARIE
                         So why don't you have a mobile?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I used to have one. But
                         around the time my marriage was
                         breaking up, I was looking at the
                         phone, scrolling through my phone
                         list, and every name I saw gave
                         me a vibe, you know, like a got a
                         feeling from it, which was what
                         came out of my relationship with
                         that person. And it really
                         shocked me that only one or two
                         of them felt good. It meant that
                         of all the relationships in my
                         life, only a few of them were
                         positive.

                                   MARIE
                         That is so sad! So you think you
                         solved it by getting rid of your
                         phone?

                                   JAKE
                         No, but getting rid of my phone
                         was part of changing my life. You
                         try it. Go through your phone
                         list now and watch your response
                         to the image of the person that
                         rises up when you see their name.

                                   MARIE
                         No, I wouldn't want to do that,
                         not because of what you said, but
                         because I think if you start
                         analysing everything, you destroy
                         it. If it aint broke...

                                   JAKE
                         But when it is broke, you need to
                         analyse it.

                                   MARIE
                         Mmmm... How long did you say
                         you've been here?

                                   JAKE
                         About four months.

                                   MARIE
                         Is that when you left your wife?

                                   JAKE
                         Around then. I lived in a bedsit
                         near the home for a couple of
                         months, but it drove me insane
                         being near them.

                                   MARIE
                         Why?

                                   JAKE
                         Being reminded every day of what
                         was lost.

                                   MARIE
                         But I don't understand why you
                         left your wife, if you still love
                         her.

                                   JAKE
                         You can love someone and still be
                         unhappy.

                                   MARIE
                         Couldn't you work it out?

                                   JAKE
                         We tried for years. But it wasn't
                         just that, it was everything. I
                         was just sick of my life.

                                   MARIE
                         So how do you feel now?

                                   JAKE
                         Empty, but not sick. That must be
                         progress.

                                   MARIE
                         What do you want to do?

                                   JAKE
                         Nothing. I don't want to do
                         anything. I have no ambition.
                         What's the point?

                                   MARIE
                         What about your child. Don't you
                         live for him?

                                   JAKE
                         I would if he was near me, but
                         he's not.

                                   MARIE
                         I don't know you, but it seems
                         like you're... dead.

                                   JAKE
                             (suggestively, leaning
                              closer to her)
                         Not all of me. I'm sure there's a
                         part of me that could be
                         resuscitated.

                                   MARIE
                             (ignoring it, and moving
                              away slightly)
                         It just seems so sad, for your
                         son.

                                   JAKE
                         It happens. It's worse if you
                         stay together and are miserable.
                         Were your parents happy?

                                   MARIE
                         Yeah, it always felt happy.
                         They're still together.

                                   JAKE
                         Well you don't know what it's
                         like then. My parents were deeply
                         unhappy but then they split when
                         I was eleven, and the house
                         suddenly became happy again.

                                   MARIE
                         What does your wife do now?

                                   JAKE
                         Screws around, as far as I know.

                                   MARIE
                         She's probably lonely, too.

                                   JAKE
                         Does screwing around stop you
                         being lonely?

                                   MARIE
                         I think all women know what it's
                         like. To be alone, to be dumped.

                                   JAKE
                         She wasn't dumped - our marriage
                         broke up. Can we change the
                         subject?

               At a table nearby a group of women are sharing stories and
               there's a loud burst of laughter. Jake and Marie stop
               talking. An uncomfortable silence. It's going badly. Jake
               changes the subject.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         What's your job?

                                   MARIE
                         I work as a PA for the director a
                         large property development
                         company. Well, they do lots of
                         things, but mainly property. They
                         even own a couple of casinos.

                                   JAKE
                         That's convenient, for late
                         drinking.

                                   MARIE
                         Oh, they're not around here.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you like it?

                                   MARIE
                         Yeah, I love it. I get to meet
                         loads of people, it's sociable.

               Marie looks at her watch.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you want to go?

                                   MARIE
                         If you don't mind. I'm a bit
                         tired.

                                   JAKE
                         It's early.

                                   MARIE
                         Yeah, well, I get up early.



               EXT. OUTSIDE MARIE'S HOUSE - LATER

               Marie's cottage has a small front yard, filled with potted
               plants and a tiny border with shrubs. A small wall topped
               with iron railings separates it from the narrow pavement.
               As they walk towards the gate, Marie starts fishing in her
               bag for her key.

                                   MARIE
                         Okay, thanks again for the drink.
                         I'll see you later maybe.

                                   JAKE
                         Can I come in?

                                   MARIE
                         No, I'm sorry, but I'm tired and
                         I've got work tomorrow.

                                   JAKE
                         Don't you like me?

                                   MARIE
                         What?

                                   JAKE
                         You can say it? Be honest.

                                   MARIE
                         Look, it's not that. I haven't
                         even thought about it. I'm just
                         not looking for a relationship at
                         the moment, with anyone.

                                   JAKE
                             (taking hold of her arm)
                         Well, neither am I, particularly.
                         But we could still sleep
                         together.

                                   MARIE
                         No, I don't want to.

                                   JAKE
                         Why?

                                   MARIE
                         It just doesn't feel right,
                         that's all. At this moment in
                         time, it just doesn't feel right.
                         Don't take it personal.

                                   JAKE
                         How else could I take it? It's
                         not to do with world politics, is
                         it. Of course it's personal. I
                         thought you were...

                                   MARIE
                         What? Easy?

                                   JAKE
                         No! Looking for someone.

                                   MARIE
                         But I'm not. Look, I like you,
                         you seem like a nice guy but I
                         don't want to go there. Besides,
                         I don't think you've got over
                         your wife yet.

                                   JAKE
                         What's that got to do with us?
                         I'm not seeking commitment, or
                         marriage.

                                   MARIE
                         But I might be. And you've got so
                         much... baggage.

                                   JAKE
                         What is all this stuff about
                         baggage? Everyone has baggage,
                         everyone has a past, no-one
                         emerges from a vacuum.

                                   MARIE
                         Some people carry it around with
                         them though, and others don't.
                         Look, I know how long it can take
                         to get over a relationship - I've
                         been there. Maybe you just need
                         to be on your own for a while.

                                   JAKE
                         But maybe I should decide that.
                         If I'm happy with it, why should
                         it matter it to you?

                                   MARIE
                         Look, I'm sorry, but this is a
                         bit deep and heavy, and I hardly
                         know you. Let's leave it at that.

               Jake turns and looks down the road to the estuary. Some
               gulls are whirling like silver paper against the black sky,
               caught in the upward glare of the street lights.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay. Do you want to go out
                         again?

                                   MARIE
                         Dates are supposed to be fun.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, think about it, and ring me
                         if you want to.

                                   MARIE
                         I know what - I'll scroll through
                         my phonelist and when I get to
                         your number, I'll see what sort
                         of vibe I get.

                                   JAKE
                         Alright, shot with my own gun.
                         Sleep well.

               Jake leaves and starts walking up the road. Ten metres up
               he stops and says: "I never gave her my number."



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - MORNING

               The men are sitting are taking a break and sitting around
               outside a hut, bullshitting. Twin is inside the hut
               falsifying the accounts. A weird looking guy walks into the
               compound. They all stare at him except Jake, who looks at
               the end of his cigarette. The guy is wearing black denim
               jeans and a black leather jacket, topped with a black hat
               with some ribbons and a small sprig of flowers on the
               hatband.

               The guy starts walking towards them but is diverted to a
               pile of interesting scrap metal over to the side. He stands
               still and stares intently at it for a while then pulls out
               a few bits and pieces, turning them over and examining
               them.

               While he examines them, he is examined by the men outside
               the hut. Squeak, walks over to him to ask him what he
               wants.

                                   SQUEAK
                         Can I help you?

               The weird looking guy, whose name is Joost (pronounced
               'Yost' with along O), carries on poking around in the
               scrap. He pulls out a carburettor.

                                   JOOST
                         How much is this?

                                   SQUEAK
                         I'm not sure. I'll ask the boss.

               Squeak walks off to ask Twin. Joost stays just where he
               was, looking around the scrapyard, unconcerned by men
               watching him. Twin walks out the hut with Squeak following
               him.

                                   TWIN
                         Can I help you?

                                   JOOST
                         I hope so. I wanted to know how
                         much this carburettor is.

                                   TWIN
                         That'll be twenty pounds.

                                   JOOST
                         Mmmm. That's quite a lot of
                         money. I don't want to use it for
                         an engine - I just want to have
                         it.

                                   TWIN
                         It doesn't matter what you want
                         to use it for. You can use it to
                         brush your teeth for all I care,
                         but it's still twenty pounds.

               Joost ignores eye contact with Twin and looks around the
               scrap landscape with a connoisseur's eye. Then he looks
               down at the carburettor in his hand. The top and the bottom
               are separable: he separates them and holds up the top
               piece.

                                   JOOST
                         Well how much for this piece on
                         its own?

                                   TWIN
                         We don't normally sell things
                         separately, but that'll be
                         fifteen pounds.

                                   JOOST
                             (looking a bit downcast)
                         Shit!
                             (then brightening,
                              holding up the bottom
                              section)
                         That must mean that this piece is
                         five pounds! I'll take it.

               Twin spits on the ground then turns and walks past the men
               back into the hut.
               Joost carries on mooching around, watched a bit more
               closely now by the other men, particularly Jake who keeps
               an eye on him while drawing on his cigarette. Joost drags
               various pieces of metal out of the piles and creates his
               own pile. There is a mixture of steel poles and various
               pieces of machine innards. When he has finished, he walks
               over to the hut and knocks on the door. Twin ignores him
               from inside the hut. Joost knocks again and steps into the
               doorway.



               I/E. SCRAPYARD SHED - CONTINUOUS

                                   JOOST
                         I would like you to give me a
                         price for that pile of scrap over
                         there.

                                   TWIN
                             (writing in a ledger
                              book)
                         In a minute, mister, I'm busy.

               Joost walks back out the door and looks at the sky. Then he
               looks at the men sat with their backs against the hut.

                                   JOOST
                         How much scrap do you process in
                         a month, d'you reckon?

               The men laugh or look vacant.

                                   JOOST (cont'd)
                         All the beautiful steel, hammered
                         down to nothing.

               Twin walks out the hut, like a boss-man, looks over the
               pile of scrap. He picks over various pieces making a mental
               calculation.

                                   TWIN
                         A hundred pounds, plus the
                         carburettor. That's...

                                   JOOST
                         I was joking about the
                         carburettor. I don't really want
                         it.

                                   TWIN
                         Okay. One hundred then.

                                   JOOST
                         I can give you seventy-five.

                                   TWIN
                         No. I can't let it go for less
                         than ninety. All those men over
                         there have to be paid.

                                   JOOST
                             (looking back at the
                              sitting men,
                              ironically)
                         I see what you mean. What about
                         eighty-five, and you deliver it
                         for me.

                                   TWIN
                         Delivery is ten pounds.

                                   JOOST
                         Okay. I give you eighty, plus
                         delivery. Agreed?

                                   TWIN
                         It depends where you want it
                         delivered.

                                   JOOST
                         Down by the wharves. There's a
                         row of garages by Smackers Wharf.
                         Mine's the third one along.
                         You'll recognise it by the
                         metalwork out front. When can you
                         deliver?

                                   TWIN
                         One of the guys will drop it off
                         tonight after work, about six.

                                   JOOST
                         I'll be there.

               Joost reaches into his inside coat pocket and pulls out a
               pile of notes. He counts out the money and hands it to
               Twin. Twin counts it himself.

                                   TWIN
                         What exactly are you going to do
                         with that stuff?

                                   JOOST
                         Oh, I don't know. I thought I
                         might clean my teeth. Whatever.

               Joost turns and walks out the yard, watched by Twin and the
               other men.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - LATE AFTERNOON

               Jake turns off a blow-torch, next to a pile of scrap metal,
               places the torch on a bench and lifts the protective visor
               of his helmet.

                                   JAKE
                             (removing his helmet)
                         Okay, Davey boy, that's me for
                         the day. I'm offski.

                                   DAVEY
                         There's half an hour to go yet.

                                   JAKE
                         I've reached the end. And when
                         I've reached the end, the end is
                         reached. So, I'm going.

                                   DAVEY
                         The gaffer will be after you.

                                   JAKE
                         The gaffer is only the gaffer,
                         Dave. There are millions of
                         gaffers in this world and they
                         all want you to do their bidding.
                         The sooner you stop trying to
                         please them all, the better off
                         you will be.

                                   DAVEY
                         I always start on time and leave
                         on time, that's the way I am. And
                         no-one can complain.

                                   JAKE
                         You see that clock over there?
                             (pointing to an analogue
                              clock face, crushed
                              beneath a pile of
                              metal, like a distorted
                              smile)
                         That's the fate of things that
                         keep perfect time.

               Jake walks towards the hut to put away his gear. Twin is
               sat in a fourth-hand armchair looking at the ceiling,
               turning stuff over in his head. Jake says Goodnight and
               starts walking out the door when Twin stops him.

                                   TWIN
                         Jake, on your way home could you
                         drop that load off at the
                         weirdo's place.

                                   JAKE
                         What weirdo?

                                   TWIN
                         The smart-ass with the hat.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, him. It's late to start doing
                         that.

                                   TWIN
                         You came in late, remember?
                         Anyway, I'm not asking you to
                         work late. I'm asking you to take
                         the lorry home with you and drop
                         a load off on your way - it'll
                         only take you twenty minutes.

               Jake thinks. He walks over to the desk and picks up the
               keys to the lorry.

                                   JAKE
                         Is it loaded?

                                   TWIN
                         Squeak should've done it by now.
                         If he hasn't, kick him.

                                   JAKE
                         You can kick him. That's your
                         job. Where's it going?

                                   TWIN
                         Smackers Wharf. There's a garage
                         with a load of junk outside. Make
                         sure he signs for it.

               Jake walks into the yard and jumps in the cab of the lorry
               and drives to:



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - A BIT LATER

               Jake sees a sign that says 'Smackers Wharf' and turns his
               lorry off the main road. A very narrow lane takes him past
               a row of pretty, traditional cottages with flower boxes and
               potted plants out the front. It is the same lane that Marie
               lives in. At the end of the lane, a wide estuary is
               visible. He drives down the lane and turns on to the
               quayside road. He drives past a row of garages and
               workshops, some of them with people working inside them. He
               finds the one with scrap metal outside. He parks the lorry,
               drops out the cab, walks to the large metal door and pushes
               it open. Joost is inside, working at a metal sculpture with
               an arc-welder.



               INT. JOOST'S WORKSHOP - CONTINUOUS

                                   JAKE
                         Hello?

               A silence. Joost is aware of him but is not finished. Jake
               looks around. He stops. He watches Joost, who is intent on
               what he is doing.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Where do you want it?

               Joost stops working. He removes his protective helmet and
               visor. He looks around his workshop, thinking of where to
               put the delivery.

                                   JOOST
                             (clearing some space)
                         Most of it should go here.

               Jake walks back to the lorry and starts unloading it. A
               yacht under sail is tacking up the river.

                                   JAKE
                         I never knew this place existed.

                                   JOOST
                             (helping him to unload
                              the lorry)
                         Most people don't.

                                   JAKE
                             (pulling an I-beam from
                              the truck)
                         How long have you worked here?

                                   JOOST
                         How long? Hmmmm, I don't know.
                         Three years, four years?

               A seagull swoops low near the wooden land-ties at the edge
               of the harbour. They finish unloading the lorry.

                                   JAKE
                         I need your signature.

                                   JOOST
                         For a load of junk? Just in case
                         something is missing?

                                   JAKE
                         You never know, I might take a
                         shine to it and take it home with
                         me.
                         No, that guy Twin, the one who
                         runs the place, he's a stickler
                         for paper-work. Keeps everything
                         written down.

                                   JOOST
                         Oh, that guy. What's his problem?
                         He seems a bit aggressive.

                                   JAKE
                         He's okay once you know what he's
                         like. If you don't, he appears
                         rude.

                                   JOOST
                         No - he is rude. But that's his
                         affair I suppose - we reap what
                         we saw.

                                   JAKE
                         Sow.

               Joost signs his name and returns the clipboard.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                             (looking at that
                              signature)
                         What is that, 'juiced'?

                                   JOOST
                         It's pronounced 'Yost' - it's
                         Dutch.

                                   JAKE
                         Dutch. How did you end up in this
                         little corner of nowhere?

                                   JOOST
                         Well, you are either born here,
                         or you come here by boat or
                         desperation.

                                   JAKE
                         And which one did you take?

                                   JOOST
                             (points through the door
                              to a forty-two foot,
                              steel yacht tied up on
                              the quayside.)
                         That one? And you?

               Jake ignores the question and walks around the garage,
               looking at the metal sculptures.

                                   JAKE
                         What is all this stuff?

                                   JOOST
                         Some people call it art.

                                   JAKE
                         What do you call it?

                                   JOOST
                         I call it what I do.

               Jake stops in front of one that resembles a man's head
               constructed from pipes and bolts. The head is growing out
               of a miniature town made from box metal.

                                   JAKE
                         What's this one called?

                                   JOOST
                         Lonelyville.

                                   JAKE
                         I'd be lonely if I looked like
                         that.

                                   JOOST
                             (picking up a dented,
                              shiny hub cap and
                              holding it in front of
                              Jake like a mirror)
                         You do.

                                   JAKE
                             (points to another
                              sculpture, a huge pair
                              of loins giving birth)
                         Why don't you move it over next
                         to that one and it won't be so
                         lonely?

                                   JOOST
                         Ya, but everyone is its own
                         thing. It exists in its own
                         world, whether it likes it or
                         not.

                                   JAKE
                         That's tough.

                                   JOOST
                         That's why I make them out of
                         metal.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, nice to meet you, Joost,
                         but I have to go. No doubt we'll
                         meet again.

                                   JOOST
                         No doubt. Hasta la vista.

               Jake walks out the shed and as he turns towards his lorry
               he gets a glimpse into the next shed, through a crack
               between the door and its frame. A naked woman is lying on a
               rug. Jake stops and watches her. She changes position,
               looks around, says something to someone not visible. Almost
               immediately, the wicket door opens and a woman leans out.
               She is about thirty, long black hair tied back. She is
               wearing a paint spattered green smock that reaches below
               her waist. Below that, black jeans and Doc Marten boots.
               Her name is MARINKA; she's a painter.

                                   MARINKA
                             (with an amused,
                              indulgent grin)
                         Do you want anything?

                                   JAKE
                         Er, no. I was just delivering
                         next door and I...

                                   MARINKA
                         I'm always looking for male
                         models, if you're interested.

                                   JAKE
                         Are you? It looks like it might
                         be a bit cold. You should cover
                         up that...
                             (a beat)
                         hole.

                                   MARINKA
                         You shouldn't be so nosey.

                                   JAKE
                         It's hard to ignore, if you're
                         just walking past.

                                   MARINKA
                         Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter.
                         See you around, mister Peeping
                         Tom.

                                   JAKE
                         Bye. I'm not really a...

               Marinka goes back inside and closes the door. Jake walks to
               the lorry and climbs in the cab. He does a 3-point turn and
               drives back up the lane.



               INT. NAGEL'S BAR - THAT NIGHT

               There are more people in the bar than before. A poster says
               that a group is playing that night, 'The Great Pretenders'.
               The group is one man on keyboards and beatbox and a female
               singer. They are setting up their equipment on a small
               stage. Some of the same guys are playing pool. Jake is
               drinking alone and can hear them.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         It's music night.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Bollocks! Oh well, so long as we
                         can carry on playing pool, I
                         don't care.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Don't you like music, then?

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Not pub bands. I like dance
                         music, in my car. I like to have
                         it really loud. Not all this old
                         stuff.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Covers.
                             (starts singing the
                              Rolling Stones song,
                              Under Cover of the
                              Night)
                         "Under cover..."

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         "Pushing down on me, pushing down
                         on you..."

                                   POOL PLAYER
                             (laughing)
                         No, we got that wrong.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         I wonder if that Marie will be in
                         again tonight. She's quite tasty.

               Jake listens intently.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         I rang her up. I've got a date
                         with her on Saturday. I told you
                         she was easy.

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         Really? Timothy, you dirty old
                         man.
                         You know what they say: a cuckoo
                         never goes back to the same nest
                         twice.

                                   POOL PLAYER
                         Who says that? You just made that
                         up. Anyway, would you refuse it?

                                   OTHER POOL PLAYER
                         I wouldn't climb over you to get
                         to her. No, that's wrong. I
                         wouldn't climb over her to get to
                         you. Something like that, anyway.

               The band start warming up. The lights go down except for
               the one over the pool table, a spotlight on the singer, and
               a hidden light behind the bar. The female singer is dressed
               like a cabaret chanteuse in a black cocktail dress. They
               play Lonelyville, by Combustible Edison. While they are
               playing, everyone in the bar exists in a silent dream, like
               mimes. The pool players strike the balls silently, the
               balls scatter, their mouths move without words. The barman
               wipes the bar, serves drinks, and leans on the pump, speaks
               silently to his customers. All we can hear is the song.
               Jake sits staring at the poster on the wall, "Tonight, The
               Great Pretenders."

               "Lonelyville The name of my town is Lonelyville Nobody down
               in Lonelyville Nobody here but me

               Lonelyville I'm spending my nights in Lonelyville Seeing
               the sights in Lonelyville But nothing's here to see
               Population of three Just me, myself, and I So if you happen
               to be passing by

               Lonelyville Don't let me stay here in Lonelyville Not one
               more day here in Lonelyville How I want to go Back to where
               I know I will never be lonely..."

               The song ends, the bar comes back to life, Jake wakes up.
               Desultory clapping around the bar. The singer says
               'thankyou'. One of the pool players shouts, "That was
               bloody cheerful! Play something happy." The musicians look
               at each other, agree something, and start playing some
               upbeat rock number.

               Jake stands up, empties his pint, and leaves the bar with
               his head down.



               EXT. TOWN STREET - A BIT LATER

               Jake walks towards a chip shop. A fat woman, JENNY, almost
               trips out the door holding a bag of chips. She is wearing
               high-heeled strappy shoes and a tight black, low-cut dress.
               She's very drunk.

                                   JENNY
                         I've lost my friends!

                                   JAKE
                         That's careless of you.

                                   JENNY
                         Do you want a chip?

                                   JAKE
                         No thanks.

                                   JENNY
                         What's your name?

                                   JAKE
                         Jake. What's yours?

                                   JENNY
                         Jenny. I don't know where they've
                         gone. They said they'd meet me
                         here and they didn't. I went to
                         another pub with some bloke and
                         he was a twat, so I got rid of
                         him, and now I can't find them.
                         You're not a twat are you?

                                   JAKE
                         Hmmmm, I'm not sure. You'll have
                         to tell me.

                                   JENNY
                         You don't look like a twat. Have
                         a chip.

                                   JAKE
                         No thanks - I'm really not
                         hungry.

                                   JENNY
                             (mocking)
                         Neither am I, really.
                             (she looks down at the
                              chips as if to throw
                              them away)
                         But I'll eat them anyway. Do you
                         think I'm too fat? You can be
                         honest.

                                   JAKE
                         Too fat for what? No, I don't
                         think you're too fat, whatever
                         that means.

                                   JENNY
                         That other bloke did, but he was
                         a twat.
                         You're not a twat, I can see that
                         - you're kind, you've got a kind
                         face. Are you married?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   JENNY
                         Why aren't you with your wife
                         then?

                                   JAKE
                         We don't live together.

                                   JENNY
                         Separated? I'm divorced. My
                         husband was a bastard to me -
                         well, not at first, but after we
                         split up. I never see him now,
                         he's in Guatemala.

               They walk down the road together.

                                   JENNY (cont'd)
                         I don't even know where I'm
                         going. I'm supposed to be sharing
                         a taxi, but I've lost my friends.
                         I can't get home?

                                   JAKE
                         Where do you live?

                                   JENNY
                         Not here. Denton.

                                   JAKE
                         Denton?! That's miles away.

                                   JENNY
                         I know. Do you think I'm stupid?

                                   JAKE
                         What? No, I don't think you're
                         stupid.

                                   JENNY
                         My husband always told me I was
                         stupid. I must have been to marry
                         him.

               Jenny falls off her shoe and grabs hold of Jake.

                                   JENNY (cont'd)
                         God, I'm so pissed, I can hardly
                         stand up. I can't afford a taxi
                         on my own. Shit! What am I gonna
                         do?

                                   JAKE
                         Why don't you try and find your
                         friends?

                                   JENNY
                         No, I reckon they've gone without
                         me. They probably thought I'd
                         scored with that wanker.

               Jenny sits down on a wall.

                                   JENNY (cont'd)
                         It's crap here, isn't it?

                                   JAKE
                         In this street?

                                   JENNY
                         No, this town. There's nothing
                         happening. It used to be good,
                         when I was a kid, but now there's
                         nothing going on. Did you grow up
                         here?

                                   JAKE
                         No. I moved here.

                                   JENNY
                         You moved here? You must be mad.

                                   JAKE
                         I sort of like it - it's out of
                         the way.

                                   JENNY
                         Do you get lonely? I get lonely.
                         Do you think I'm nice?

                                   JAKE
                         I don't know you. Of course
                         you're nice.

                                   JENNY
                         My ex told me I was horrible. But
                         he was a twat. All men are twats
                         or wankers. Except you, you look
                         kind. Can I stay at your place?

                                   JAKE
                         My place? I've only got one
                         bedroom.

                                   JENNY
                         That's alright... I can sleep on
                         the couch. I can't get home
                         otherwise.
                         I'll get up early and take the
                         train. I won't make a noise,
                         honest. Please. Can I?

                                   JAKE
                         My landlady is nosey.

                                   JENNY
                         So, you're an adult aren't you?
                         You can do what you like. Tell
                         her to get lost - I'll do it for
                         you.

                                   JAKE
                         You're definitely not coming
                         back, then.

                                   JENNY
                         Okay, I'll be on my best
                         behaviour. I'll be very quiet and
                         won't say a word, and in the
                         morning I'll go early - you won't
                         even see me - I'll tip-toe out
                         the door. Promise.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay, then, come on.

               Jake pulls her up from where she's sitting.

                                   JENNY
                         Ow, these bloody shoes are
                         killing me. I'm taking them off.



               EXT. JAKE'S FLAT - ON THE FIRE ESCAPE

               Jake and Jenny make their way up the fire-escape. Madame
               Verbist's light is on.

                                   JENNY
                         Why are we going up the fire
                         escape?

                                   JAKE
                         I don't want the landlady to hear
                         me coming in.

                                   JENNY
                         Why?

                                   JAKE
                         I told you.

               They get to Jake's back door and go in. Jenny flops
               straight down onto Jake's bed.

                                   JENNY
                         Can I sleep here?

                                   JAKE
                         That's my bed.

                                   JENNY
                         Do you mind?

               Jake doesn't reply. He puts the light on and walks through
               into the lounge. When he comes back, Jenny is getting
               undressed.

                                   JENNY (cont'd)
                         Don't look at me. I'm really shy.
                         Do you think I'm fat?

                                   JAKE
                         I'm not looking at you. Shall I
                         put the light out?

                                   JENNY
                         Yeah, put the light out. I don't
                         like people looking at me - I'm
                         so fat.

               They both undress and get into bed. They're lying on their
               sides, spoon-wise, not quite touching. Jenny starts
               snuggling closer to him.

                                   JENNY (cont'd)
                         I can't believe I'm doing this. I
                         don't even know your name.

                                   JAKE
                         Yes you do. I told you.

                                   JENNY
                         Oh yeah, Jake. That's okay then.
                         Do you want a shag?

                                   JAKE
                         Probably.

               Jenny climbs on top of him and starts moving up and down
               slowly but noisily. Suddenly she stops and wipes her hair
               from her eyes and says:

                                   JENNY
                         God, I'm so pissed. Do you think
                         I'm pissed?

               She flops down on top of him and passes out.

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

               Jenny's white body on top of Jake. Spanish language tape
               with subtitles (sound of phone ringing on tape):

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                             (answering phone)
                         Hello?

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Belinda, this is Javier, I met
                         you at the party.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Javier! You cannot call me here.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I know, but I can't stop thinking
                         about you. You said you could
                         show me the city.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I will, but I have to wait for my
                         boyfriend to go away. Can you
                         meet me Sunday?

               The Spanish instructor says in English: "Tell her you can
               meet her in El Raval, at the Palau Guell." Sound of Jenny
               and Jake snoring.

                                                       FADE TO BLACK.



               INT. JAKE'S BEDROOM - NEXT MORNING

               Jake is getting dressed. Jenny is hiding her head under the
               duvet.

                                   JENNY
                         Oh, I can't believe I did this.

                                   JAKE
                         You didn't do anything.

                                   JENNY
                             (she pulls her head out
                              the duvet)
                         I feel awful. Do I look awful?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes. I  have to go. Just leave
                         from this door and pull it to
                         behind you. I hope you get home
                         okay. Nice to meet you.

               Jake walks towards the door to the fire-escape, sees the
               water start dripping down, turns around and leaves by the
               front door instead.



               EXT. SMALL STREET - MORNING

               Jake walks down the maze of lanes emerging onto a narrow
               street full of shops. He goes into:



               INT. BAKER'S SHOP - CONTINUOUS

               The shop is more crowded, with people standing at the
               counter. In addition to Yazza, there are two more serving.
               Marinka is standing at the other end of the counter to
               Jake: she hasn't seen him. He gets served by Yazza.

                                   YAZZA
                         Yes?

               Jake is consumed by Marinka.

                                   YAZZA (cont'd)
                             (snapping her fingers)
                         La-di-da... Hell-o-o!

                                   JAKE
                         Chicken sandwich, please.

                                   YAZZA
                         Brown or white?

               Jake is back looking at Marinka.

                                   YAZZA (cont'd)
                             (leaning forwards and
                              turning her head
                              towards Marinka,
                              copying him)
                         Brown or white?

                                   JAKE
                         Brown.

                                   YAZZA
                         Salad? Mayonnaise? Plain?

               Jake watches Marinka get her change and start to leave.

                                   JAKE
                         Yes please.

                                   YAZZA
                         Which?

                                   JAKE
                         The middle one.

                                   YAZZA
                         Salad?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

               Yazza slowly prepares his sandwich, slowly bags it, slowly
               enters it on to the till.

                                   YAZZA
                         Anything else?

                                   JAKE
                         No, that's it.

                                   YAZZA
                         No doughnuts today?

                                   JAKE
                         No, thankyou. That's fine.

                                   YAZZA
                         Okay! At last! That's two pound
                         twenty.

               Jake pays her and exits to:



               EXT. SMALL STREET - CONTINUOUS

               Jake looks up and down the street. No sight of Marinka. He
               starts walking down the street. As he walks past an art
               shop she walks out right in front of him.

                                   JAKE
                         Hello.

                                   MARINKA
                         Oh, hi, Mr Peeping Tom.

                                   JAKE
                         My name's Jake.

                                   MARINKA
                         Peeping Jake, then.

                                   JAKE
                         I wasn't peeping, I was just
                         curious.

                                   MARINKA
                         All peepers are curious.

                                   JAKE
                         I was delivering some metal to
                         your neighbour.

                                   MARINKA
                         Oh, Joost. Are you a sculptor?

                                   JAKE
                         Me? No, but I liked his stuff. I
                         do a bit of welding but I've
                         never made anything - I mainly
                         destroy things.

                                   MARINKA
                         Well, Joost mainly destroys
                         things and then makes something
                         else from them. Maybe you should
                         try it. Why don't you come in and
                         see us some time - our doors are
                         always open.

                                   JAKE
                         Shouldn't I knock first.

                                   MARINKA
                         If the door is closed, you should
                         knock.

               Jake is about to say goodbye when Jenny appears next to
               him, dishevelled and obviously in last night's going out
               clothes.

                                   JENNY
                         Hi, Jake.

                                   JAKE
                             (downbeat)
                         Oh, hi.

                                   JENNY
                         I left you my telephone number on
                         your table, in case you want to
                         see me again.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, right. Thanks.

               Marinka is standing by, amused. Jenny hangs around.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Jenny, this is...

                                   MARINKA
                         Marinka.

                                   JAKE
                         Marinka? Marinka is a painter.

                                   JENNY
                         You wouldn't want to paint me.
                         You'd need a lot of paint.

                                   MARINKA
                         You would make a good model.

                                   JENNY
                         Would I? You don't think I'm too
                         fat?

                                   MARINKA
                         No! There's no such thing for a
                         painter.

                                   JENNY
                         Oh, you're really kind, you are.
                         Jake's kind too. Don't you think
                         he has a kind face?

                                   JAKE
                         Do you know where the train
                         station is?

                                   JENNY
                         Of course I do. Are you going to
                         walk with me?

                                   JAKE
                         No, I work the other way.

                                   JENNY
                         Okay. My feet are killing me
                         anyway. Gotta go, I'll see you
                         later. Ring me if you want a
                         night out.

               Marinka and Jake say goodbye to Jenny.

                                   JAKE
                         She's my cleaning lady.

                                   MARINKA
                         She starts work early.

                                   JAKE
                         So, I'll come and see you
                         sometime.

                                   MARINKA
                             (touching his arm)
                         Don't leave it too long.

                                   JAKE
                         I won't.

               Jake waves goodbye and walks down the street, saying to
               himself, "Marinka. Marinka. Marinka?"



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - MORNING

               Jake arrives outside the gate the same time as Davey gets
               dropped off by his girlfriend.

                                   DAVEY
                         Bloody hell. You're early this
                         morning. Someone kick you out of
                         bed?

                                   JAKE
                         Is that why you're always here on
                         time?

                                   DAVEY
                             (waving goodbye to his
                              girlfriend)
                         That's right. Hey, guess what.

                                   JAKE
                         What?

                                   DAVEY
                         We're getting married!

                                   JAKE
                         Wow - congratulations. When?

                                   DAVEY
                         Next April. We're having a big
                         engagement party and everything -
                         you can come.

                                   JAKE
                         Does that count as an invitation?
                         You can come, if you want to.

                                   DAVEY
                         Yeah, you can come. And then
                         we're going to buy a flat.

                                   JAKE
                         Can you afford a flat? I mean,
                         you told me you don't earn very
                         much.

                                   DAVEY
                         Yuh, it'll be okay, but don't
                         tell Twin, I've been offered
                         another job. I'll give my notice
                         in a couple of weeks.

                                   JAKE
                         Shit. Whereabouts?

                                   DAVEY
                         Working for her dad, in the car
                         salesroom. To start with I'll
                         just be cleaning up the cars,
                         delivering them and stuff, but
                         later on he'll train me to sell
                         them. I can't wait.
                         I mean, I like the scrapyard and
                         everything but it'll be great not
                         to get so dirty all the time.

                                   JAKE
                         You'll miss the smashing.

                                   DAVEY
                         Hey, I'll be able to smash new
                         cars instead of old.



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - DAY

               Although it's day, the inside of the shed is dark except
               where shafts of light cut through some grimy upper windows.
               The walls are covered with racked shelving containing all
               kinds of metals and tools.

               Jake is alone, busy doing something. He stops to adjust the
               volume of his Walkman on which he is listening to his
               Spanish tape.

               He works with a welding torch - bright flashes of coloured
               lights, flares, smoke. Mysterious, silent movement in the
               mist.

               While he works, the Spanish voice-over:

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         So this is the city.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The city of my dreams.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         You can see everything from up
                         here.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Every tiny house, and all the
                         little people. How high are we?

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Five hundred and sixty metres. Do
                         you get dizzy when you look down?

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                             (in English)
                         Tell her you only get dizzy when
                         there is nothing beneath your
                         feet.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I only get dizzy when there is
                         nothing beneath my feet.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Shall we hold hands and pretend
                         we are flying?

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (in English)
                         Tell her that is what you came
                         here for.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         That is what I came here for.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Let's close our eyes and leave
                         the world behind.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (in English)
                         Tell her that you are happy to
                         have made such a good friend in
                         Barcelona.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         It would be really good if we
                         could sleep together tonight.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Pardon, I didn't hear you - it's
                         too windy!



               INT. MARINKA'S STUDIO - EVENING

               Jake's head appears around the swing door of the garage.
               Marinka is cleaning up her brushes in front of a nude
               portrait. She smiles at Jake.

                                   MARINKA
                         Hi!

                                   JAKE
                         Hi, I was out for a walk and I
                         thought I would take you up on
                         your offer.

                                   MARINKA
                         Great. Come in and have a look.
                         Do you like painting?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, yes I do, but I don't know
                         much about what I like.

                                   MARINKA
                         Well, if you like it, you like
                         it; if you don't, you don't.

                                   JAKE
                         How long have you been a painter?

                                   MARINKA
                         I've always done it - since art
                         school. Sometimes I teach, to pay
                         the rent, but mostly I just do
                         this.

                                   JAKE
                         And do you find it hard to sell
                         them?

                                   MARINKA
                             (pretending outrage)
                         No!

                                   JAKE
                         No, I didn't mean that they were
                         bad or anything - I told you that
                         I know nothing. What I meant was,
                         how easy is it to... Oh, you
                         know, where do you sell them?

                                   MARINKA
                         I know what you mean. Oh,
                         sometimes in exhibitions. There
                         are a couple of galleries in the
                         city that show my stuff. A few
                         collectors. Sometimes people even
                         walk off the street into here and
                         buy them.

               Jake looks at the nude life portrait, in the style of
               Lucien Freud.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         You recognise her?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   MARINKA
                         Do you want to go and meet the
                         others? Let's see who's around.

               They leave Marinka's studio and walk next door into
               Joost's. Joost is moving stuff around.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Hey, Joost. Jake is here.

                                   JOOST
                         Hi, Jake. How's life at the
                         scrapyard.

                                   JAKE
                         Same as it ever was.

                                   MARINKA
                         Have you just finished something?

                                   JOOST
                         Ya, but it's not quite complete
                         yet. I have to join them
                         together.

               Joost points to a large Heron made from lightweight steel.

                                   JOOST (cont'd)
                         It's a mobile. The heron is one
                         end and the shoal of fish are on
                         the other. The whole thing is
                         suspended above a fountain and
                         when the shoal of fish or heron
                         get hit by the water coming up,
                         the heron swoops down and almost
                         gets the fish but they get tugged
                         away and it straightens up again.
                         The fish are mirrored so they
                         flash when the water hits them.

                                   MARINKA
                         Nice, eh!

                                   JAKE
                         It's great! Who's it for?

                                   JOOST
                         Some big company, to hang over
                         their fountain. Keep the workers
                         happy.

                                   JAKE
                         I recognise those wings. They
                         came from that oven I brought
                         over, didn't they.

                                   JOOST
                         That's right - there is life
                         after death.

                                   MARINKA
                         Is Daniel in?

                                   JOOST
                         I haven't heard any strange
                         noises, but then I've been making
                         lots of strange noises myself so
                         he might be.

                                   MARINKA
                         Daniel does stuff with computers -
                         multimedia. You'll like it. Weird
                         films and sounds.

               Marinka and Jake walk towards the door.

                                   JOOST
                         See you later, Jake.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, see ya. I'll see if I can
                         find some nice scrap for you.

                                   JOOST
                         Thanks.

                                   JAKE
                             (to Marinka)
                         How do you know I like weird
                         films and sounds?

                                   MARINKA
                         You have a good sense of humour.
                         That's all that matters.

                                   JAKE
                         Really?

                                   MARINKA
                         And you work in a scrapyard -
                         that's sounds weird.

               Marinka leads Jake into the next shed. It's darker than the
               others. Daniel is sat at a console with lots of equipment
               on it, computers, samplers, mixers, digi-cams, etc. There
               are wires everywhere. Sequences of strange electronic
               sounds and white noise, like metal animals giving birth.
               Daniel is looking at a large flat screen, freezing and fast
               forwarding images.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Daniel.

               Daniel doesn't hear her.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Daniel! Hoo-hooooo.

               Marinka walks up to Daniel and touches him gently on the
               shoulder.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         The mad genius is at play.

               Daniel swivels round in his seat. He removes some small
               headphones from beneath a bush of wild curly hair. He has
               positive energetic features.

                                   DANIEL
                         Hellooo, I was just merging some
                         flim with some flam, to make some
                         jam.

                                   MARINKA
                         Really? Which is the flim?

                                   DANIEL
                             (pointing to a button on
                              a console)
                         That one there. And that one over
                         there is the flam.

                                   MARINKA
                         Daniel, this is Jake. Jake works
                         in the scrapyard.

                                   DANIEL
                         Really? I would like to come and
                         film in there sometime. All that
                         crushing and bending, there are
                         some great images.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, that's true. It's
                         aesthetically pleasing, for sure,
                         but I wouldn't recommend it for
                         those reasons.

                                   DANIEL
                         Would you recommend it at all?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, okay then. I'd recommend
                         you made a film about it - that
                         might be interesting.

                                   DANIEL
                         Do you ever get computer
                         equipment just thrown away?

                                   JAKE
                         Not really, we only deal in
                         metal. Why?

                                   DANIEL
                         I'm always looking for stuff. If
                         you get anything - screens,
                         whatever, bring it to me and I'll
                         try it. I can always dump it
                         again if it's no use.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay. I'll think of you.

                                   DANIEL
                         Thanks. Nice to meet you. Hope to
                         see you later.

               Daniel puts his headphones back on. Marinka and Jake walk
               out onto the quayside.

                                   MARINKA
                         Hey Jake, what with your scrap
                         for Joost and computers for
                         Daniel, you'll be keeping
                         everybody here going. I don't
                         suppose you have any canvasses
                         you don't need do you?

                                   JAKE
                         That's one thing I haven't seen
                         in a scrap metal yard. Can you
                         paint on sheet metal?

                                   MARINKA
                         I've done it before and it gives
                         great effects. But I prefer
                         canvass.

                                   JAKE
                         There's a really nice atmosphere
                         down here.
                             (points towards the
                              scrapyard)
                         It's so different from just over
                         there.

                                   MARINKA
                         What's just over there?

                                   JAKE
                         The scrapyard.

                                   MARINKA
                         Well, you can come just down here
                         and see us whenever you want, you
                         know.

                                   JAKE
                         Can I come and see you?

                                   MARINKA
                         Well, I might make you do
                         something. I might use you as a
                         model - we don't allow free
                         looters.

                                   JAKE
                         Is that a cross between a free
                         loader and a free-booter?

                                   MARINKA
                         Probably.

                                   JAKE
                         I can even improve my English.

                                   MARINKA
                         You never know what you might
                         learn, till you try. Now I'm
                         going back to work before the sun
                         goes down.

                                   JAKE
                         And I will go and waste my
                         evening drinking.

                                   MARINKA
                         Tchh, tchh - you Englishmen. Bye.



               INT. NAGEL'S BAR - EVENING

               Jake sits drinking alone.

               A pool player assembles a three-part pool cue.

               The barman inserts an opaque pipe into the top of a barrel.

               Above the bar there is a mobile constructed of steel wires
               and small lozenges of flashing metal.

               Jake watches the mobile spin. The pool player breaks the
               balls with a loud crack. Jake gets suddenly restless,
               finishes his beer and leaves.

               He walks down the road to:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Jake walks past the scrapyard, making sure there is no-one
               there. He knows a way in, around the side, over some rough
               ground, behind some bushes to where there is gap between
               the fence-post and the back of a shed. He squeezes through
               into:



               INT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Jake looks around at the now quiet scrapyard. The piles of
               just-dead artifacts. He walks over to a pile and pulls out
               some interesting pieces of metal and takes them to:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake drops the metal on the floor and messes around
               arranging them together in different configurations. He
               hums as he thinks.

               He puts on a visor and lights a welding torch. He starts
               beating, sawing, and welding the metal, turning it into a
               sculpture.

               As he works, it grows dark. Sparks and flames light up his
               face.

               Fade to black.



               EXT. JAKE'S FLAT - SAME NIGHT

               Jake stands beneath the streetlight in the lane at the back
               of his house. He looks up at Madame Verbist's bedroom
               window and sees her silhouette behind the curtains. He
               decides to use the front-door instead. He is carrying
               something in a black sack.

               Front of the house. Jake quietly opens the front door and
               creeps up to his flat. He is just opening his door when
               Madame Verbist appears at the turn of the stair.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Hello, mister Jake. You are late
                         in tonight. I've been waiting up
                         for you. There's an important
                         letter, I had to sign for it and
                         I thought you would want it.

                                   JAKE
                         Thanks, that's very kind of you,
                         but you shouldn't have waited up -
                         tomorrow would've been okay.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         It must be important.

                                   JAKE
                         What's more important than a good
                         night's rest?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, I can think of one or two
                         things worth staying up for.

                                   JAKE
                         Sadly, I suspect that this is not
                         one of them.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         No, brown envelopes rarely are.
                         Brown skins maybe...

                                   JAKE
                         Probably best not to go there
                         tonight.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I was just going to have a whisky
                         - would you like to join me? It
                         will help you sleep.

                                   JAKE
                         No thanks, I am pretty tired
                         already, I've been working late.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Yes, I can see. But you are not
                         sleeping well, are you. It's
                         because you have worries and you
                         have left your wife but you
                         haven't got a woman in your life.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I don't think...

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I hear you at night, getting up
                         and walking around. And you play
                         the radio. That is not good of
                         you, you know, it keeps me awake.
                         You are always listening to the
                         Spanish radio.

                                   JAKE
                         It's a tape, a language tape.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, you are learning Spanish?

                                   JAKE
                         It just helps me sleep. I found
                         it in the bottom of the wardrobe.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You know, I think you are right.
                         The previous tenant, Isabel, she
                         was studying Spanish too.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm not studying it - I just
                         listen to it - it stops me
                         thinking of other things.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I know you have problems, Mister
                         Jake, but you still have to pay
                         your rent. You owe me two months
                         now and you promised me you would
                         pay this week.

                                   JAKE
                         It's difficult. I'm trying to
                         save. I have a wife and I child
                         and...

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, I cannot listen to this. We
                         have an arrangement - there is
                         life and there is business, they
                         are completely separate.

                                   JAKE
                         So what is whisky?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, you Englishmen, you do not
                         understand how to be civil, how
                         to return a courtesy. You are all
                         rough. But that changes nothing -
                         I must be paid.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay, I will find a way to get
                         it.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         How? How will you get it?

                                   JAKE
                         I don't know. I'll ask my boss to
                         give me an advance or something.
                         Don't worry. I will pay you.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I will give you one more week.

                                   JAKE
                         Thankyou so much.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         And remember, wear your
                         headphones! Bon soir.



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - CONTINUOUS

               Jake opens the letter. It is from the Child Support Agency.
               He reads, sarcastically: "The Agency has made a preliminary
               assessment of liability with regard to your wife and child.
               This assessment has taken account of you current income and
               living costs. You are now required to pay a weekly sum
               of..."

               Jake breaks off reading, mutters "Well, thankyou for
               telling me" and drops the screwed up letter into the bin.
               He opens the sack he is carrying and puts his sculpture on
               the table.

               He walks to the fridge, gets a beer and walks to the sofa.
               He looks at his sculpture. He walks over to it, turns it
               around, feels it in his hands, holds it up to the light to
               look at its surface. He takes it back to the sofa with him
               and sits with it on his lap.

               He turns on the TV, flicks through the channels, settles on
               a film. He turns out the lamp. The room is dark apart from
               the TV light.

               He sits there for a while, drinking, expressionless. Soon
               he is asleep. On the TV is a tough-guy movie. We see a
               scene in which the hero is at the mercy of the villain. The
               villain threatens to slice off his ear and says, "Don't
               provoke me, I'm a mean, angry motherfucker and I hate your
               face!"

               A small movement of Jake's sleeping lips. There is a scream
               from the television. Jake wakes, startled, realises where
               he is, watches the action on the screen, winces, says
               "Ooooh, you mean motherfucker." He turns off the TV, picks
               up his sculpture, and walks in the dark to:



               JAKE'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Jake is in bed with the sculpture on the bed next to him.
               He puts his earphones on and starts listening the tape. He
               lays on his side with one hand on the sculpture.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (in English)
                         Here are some words you can use:
                             (in Spanish, with
                              English subtitles)
                         Desire, Ignoramus, Percussion,
                         Frustration, Onion, Orgasm, Wing
                         tips, Anger, The Ramparts, Mural,
                         Desire...

                                                       FADE TO BLACK.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - NIGHT

               Jake sneaks into the empty scrapyard.



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - NIGHT

               Jake is working on another, bigger, sculpture.

               While he is working he hears a sound outside. He turns off
               his torch and watches out the window.

               The scrapyard gates are opened by Squeak. A tow-away truck,
               driven by Twin, enters. On the back of the truck is a black
               Mercedes limousine.

               Jake drives to a remote area of the scrapyard and unloads
               the Mercedes into a large warehouse which is then locked
               up. Jake watches Twin and Squeak park the lorry. Twin gets
               out the lorry carrying something the size of a briefcase
               and takes it into the office. They both then leave.

               Jake doesn't do any more work. He leaves the way he came
               in.



               INT. BAKER'S SHOP - NEXT MORNING

               Jake is waiting to be served, listening to his Walkman in a
               post-insomnia haze. He looks at the cabinet full of
               uninspiring filled rolls and pasties.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (whispering, in English)
                         The waitress wants to take your
                         order, tell her you will start
                         with an aperitif.

               A pause.

                                   SPANISH WAITRESS (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Of course, sir. What would you
                         prefer?

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (whispering, in English)
                         You notice a man sitting at
                         another table. Point to him and
                         say that you will have the same
                         as him.

               A pause.

                                   SPANISH WAITRESS (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Oh, no no no, sir. He is English -
                         you do not want a litre of
                         Sangria this early in the
                         morning.

               Jake's POV. Yazza is standing in front of him. Her mouth is
               moving but we can only hear Jake's tape.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (in English)
                         Tell her, in that case you would
                         like a Campari and soda.

               Silence. Yazza is getting pissed off. She waves her hands
               in front of his eyes to wake him up. Jake jerks out of his
               dream and removes his earphones.

                                   YAZZA
                             (for the third time)
                         What - do - you - want?

               Jake, unable to think, turns and sees a very fat man being
               served next to him.

                                   JAKE
                         I'll have the same as him.

               Yazza tilts her head and looks at Jake goofily.



               INT. SCRAPYARD SHED - SAME MORNING

               Jake stows his lunch on the side and gets ready for work.

               Twin is busying himself, undoing something with a spanner.

                                   TWIN
                             (nonchalantly indicating
                              a laptop computer
                              sitting on the
                              workbench)
                         There's a computer there.

                                   JAKE
                         Yup.

                                   TWIN
                         You want it?

                                   JAKE
                         What do I know about computers?

                                   TWIN
                         It's free.

               Jake walks over to it and runs his hand across its
               contoured surface.

                                   JAKE
                         Where's it from?

                                   TWIN
                         Dumped. People throw out anything
                         these days. It's even got a bag.

                                   JAKE
                         It must be stolen.

                                   TWIN
                         Why?

                                   JAKE
                         Would you dump an expensive
                         computer?

                                   TWIN
                         Look, take it or leave it.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay, okay. I'll take it.



               INT. MARINKA'S STUDIO

               Marinka is at work. Jake arrives with the laptop case over
               his shoulder and a black sack.

                                   JAKE
                             (tapping on the wicket
                              door)
                         Marinka.

                                   MARINKA
                         Hi. Come in - you don't have to
                         knock if the door is open.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, I haven't learnt the rules
                         yet.

                                   MARINKA
                         It's not a rule - it's just
                         behaviour.

                                   JAKE
                         Right. I brought something for
                         Daniel, is he here?

                                   MARINKA
                         I don't think so. I haven't heard
                         any strange noises coming from
                         there.

                                   JAKE
                         That's what I thought. His door
                         was shut, so I thought I would
                         give it to you.

                                   MARINKA
                         What is it?

                                   JAKE
                         It's a laptop computer. Somebody
                         dumped it and I thought he could
                         use it. But tell him that I don't
                         know if it works or not.

                                   MARINKA
                             (taking the case and
                              putting it on one side)
                         Okay. That's great!
                             (looking at him straight
                              on)
                         So, how are you?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, I'm okay.

                                   MARINKA
                         Just okay? How's your cleaner?

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, I had to get rid of her. She
                         was too enthusiastic. She arrived
                         too early for work.

                                   MARINKA
                         You'll need to replace her.

                                   JAKE
                         I think I can do it myself.

                                   MARINKA
                         That sounds tiring. Actually, you
                         look a bit tired. You must have
                         been working too much, as well as
                         cleaning.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, I lie awake at night,
                         worrying about the cleaning.

                                   MARINKA
                         You shouldn't do that you know.
                         If you don't worry about it, the
                         cleaning takes care of itself.

                                   JAKE
                         Right.
                             (a beat)
                         I brought you something, er,
                         something to show you.

                                   MARINKA
                         Another gift?

                                   JAKE
                         Sort of.

               Jake reaches into the sack and takes out his first
               sculpture.

                                   MARINKA
                         Wow, that's great! Did you make
                         it?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, well I was just messing
                         around and it sort of happened.

                                   MARINKA
                         Hey, don't be modest! It's
                         fantastic - I'm going to show it
                         to Joost. Come on.

               She grabs his arm and drags him round to:



               INT. JOOST'S WORKSHOP

                                   MARINKA
                         Hey, Joost. Look at this
                         sculpture. Jake made it. Isn't it
                         great.

                                   JOOST
                         Whoooa, hi Jake, you've been
                         roasting.

                                   JAKE
                         It's nothing really - I was just
                         messing around with the welder
                         and it sort of happened.

                                   JOOST
                         No, it is something. You made
                         something, man - don't delegrate
                         yourself. What's the word?

                                   MARINKA
                         Denigrate?

                                   JOOST
                         Ya, don't denigrate yourself. It
                         means something. I love this line
                         here - the way the circle just
                         takes off into an arc - it's
                         beautiful. Perfect welding too.
                         What do you call it?

                                   JAKE
                         Nothing. It doesn't have a name.

                                   JOOST
                         You have to give it a name, to
                         mark its entrance into the world.

                                   MARINKA
                         Something to do with the
                         scrapyard.

                                   JAKE
                         "Man's Inhumanity to Things".

                                   JOOST
                         Ooh, that's big!

                                   JAKE
                         "Barcelona"?

                                   MARINKA
                         Why Barcelona?

                                   JAKE
                         That's what I was thinking of
                         when I made it: "I want to go to
                         Barcelona."

                                   MARINKA
                         Do you?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah - no - I don't know. It was
                         just what I was thinking of.

                                   JOOST
                         Cool. Call it that: "I want to go
                         to Barcelona." You gave birth to
                         your first sculpture. Now you've
                         got something to do for the rest
                         of your life. What are you
                         working on now?

                                   JAKE
                         Working on? Well, I have started
                         something else. Something a bit
                         bigger.

                                   JOOST
                         Great. If you want to, I can try
                         and sell them for you. If you
                         want to that is.

                                   JAKE
                         You mean people are prepared to
                         pay for this stuff.

                                   JOOST
                         Yeah, it's art, man, you're
                         creating something from nothing
                         out of your own being. Just
                         because you never went to art
                         school doesn't mean it's not art.
                         You do what the fuck you like and
                         if it means something to you,
                         that's good enough. So long as it
                         has meaning for you and you
                         believe in it, that's all you
                         gotta worry about. And if they
                         like it, and are prepared to pay
                         for it, what's wrong with that? I
                         can ask people for you.

                                   JAKE
                         Really? Shit - maybe I could even
                         pay my rent?

                                   MARINKA
                         Can't you pay your rent?

                                   JAKE
                         It's just a temporary thing - I
                         have a problem at the moment.

                                   MARINKA
                         You should do what we do and live
                         on boats, it's cheaper.

                                   JAKE
                         You live on a boat too?

                                   MARINKA
                         I live on a houseboat - come on,
                         I'll show you.

                                   JOOST
                         Don't forget to bring me
                         something I can sell, so you
                         won't be homeless.

               Marinka leads Jake outside to:



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - CONTINUOUS

                                   MARINKA
                         See that houseboat over there?

                                   JAKE
                         The one with all the plants on?

                                   MARINKA
                         That's my home.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you own it?

                                   MARINKA
                         No, I rent it, but it's cheaper
                         than having an apartment and it's
                         near my studio.
                         I'll show it to you sometime but
                         I'm working now - later maybe.
                         You could come over for something
                         to eat one night, if you want.

                                   JAKE
                         I do want.

                                   MARINKA
                         There you go then. When do you
                         want?

                                   JAKE
                         Any time is fine with me.

                                   MARINKA
                         No cleaning duties arranged?

                                   JAKE
                         I told you, it's too much like
                         hard work.

                                   MARINKA
                         Okay, what about Wednesday night?

                                   JAKE
                         That'll do.
                             (offering her his
                              sculpture)
                         Listen, I'd like you to have
                         this.

                                   MARINKA
                         No way. That's your first one -
                         it's special.

                                   JAKE
                         That's why I want you to have it.
                         I would never have made it if I
                         hadn't spoken to you in the
                         street that day.

                                   MARINKA
                         But you should always keep your
                         first thing so you know where you
                         started.

                                   JAKE
                         I started with you. I want you to
                         have it.

                                   MARINKA
                         Are you sure?

                                   JAKE
                         Sure. Take it. You can put it
                         with your plants and watch it
                         rust.

                                   MARINKA
                         No, I'll keep it dry so it
                         changes slowly.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay, I'll see you Wednesday
                         then. What time?

                                   MARINKA
                         Just wander over early evening.
                             (she surprises him with
                              a big hug)
                         And thankyou so much for this -
                         it means a lot to me.

                                   JAKE
                         Me too.

                                   MARINKA
                         Do you want to keep it then?

                                   JAKE
                         I meant that giving it to you
                         means a lot to me. See you later.



               INT. SCRAPYARD - MORNING

               Lots of work activity. Through the main gates a silver
               Subaru pulls up at the kerb and two men get out. One of
               them, MITCH, is small, neat, and wiry. The other, JASON, is
               tall, with seventies-style Afro hair; he's even dressed a
               bit disco, with an ostentatious jacket and shirt.

               They walk into the scrapyard. Mitch quickly scans the
               layout and walks off towards the back of the yard where
               most of the sheds and warehouses are. None of the workers
               notice them.

               In a quiet area of the scrapyard Mitch is standing on tip
               toes, jumping a bit, trying to see into the high windows of
               one of the warehouses. He motions to Jason:

                                   MITCH
                         Drag that pallet board over here
                         so I can climb up.

                                   JASON
                         It's dirty.

                                   MITCH
                         Just fucking get it!

                                   JASON
                         You get it!

               Mitch stands and waits, as if he is the boss.

                                   JASON (cont'd)
                         I'm not touching it.

                                   MITCH
                         It's only dirt.

                                   JASON
                         Well you do it then.

                                   MITCH
                         And what will you do?

                                   JASON
                         Whaddya mean, what will I do?

                                   MITCH
                         You're just going to watch me?

                                   JASON
                         You move it and I'll climb up and
                         look in.

                                   MITCH
                         I'm not moving it so you can look
                         in. If I have to move it, I'm
                         going to look in.

                                   JASON
                         Okay, you move it then.

               Mitch drags the pallet board over and stands it against the
               side of the shed. He rubs the dirt from his hands and
               starts climbing up.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Twin standing 20 metres away watching them. He bends down
               and picks up lump of metal the size of a grapefruit and
               throws it so that it smacks against the wall of the
               warehouse, right next to Mitch.

               Mitch calmly turns round, looks at Twin, then turns back
               and looks in the window again.

                                   TWIN
                         Oy, mister, that meant "get
                         down!"

               Mitch looks at him again and smiles - he starts climbing
               down.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         What are you doing?

                                   MITCH
                             (to Jason, ignoring
                              Twin)
                         There's nothing there. Let's try
                         that one.

               Mitch walks back to get the pallet board.

                                   TWIN
                         I asked you what you are doing?

               Twin walks over kicks the pallet board to the ground. Mitch
               removes his hands just in time.

                                   MITCH
                         Whooaaa - excitable. We're
                         looking for something.

                                   TWIN
                         Well you should have come to the
                         office - we don't let members of
                         the public just wander around
                         here. It's not safe.

                                   MITCH
                         Well, I am very sorry, but you
                         see, I'm looking for something
                         quite important and I didn't see
                         it amongst all those piles of
                         rubbish you have down there so I
                         thought I would come and look for
                         it myself, to save you the
                         trouble.

                                   TWIN
                         There's nothing here to interest
                         you. If you want something, ask
                         me.

                                   MITCH
                         And you are?

                                   TWIN
                         I'm the owner.

                                   MITCH
                         Oh, you must be Twin. Jason, this
                         is Twin. We were wondering who
                         you were. Well, Twin, now I know
                         that I'm speaking to the right
                         person, I can tell you what we
                         are looking for.

                                   TWIN
                         I don't care. This is private
                         property - just get out.

                                   MITCH
                         Ah, ah - that's not the right way
                         to treat your customers.
                         I told you that we are looking
                         for something important so I
                         would've expected you to ask me
                         what it was so that you could
                         maybe find it for me.

                                   TWIN
                         I'm choosy about who I sell to.

                                   MITCH
                         That's not a good attitude to
                         have. You might find yourself
                         going out of business.

                                   TWIN
                         Are you going?

                                   MITCH
                         Don't you want to know what I'm
                         looking for?

                                   TWIN
                         No.

                                   MITCH
                         Well, while we walk back to your
                         office, let me tell you.

               Mitch and Jason start walking back with Twin behind them.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         You see, someone told us that you
                         sell cars. Is that correct?

                                   TWIN
                         No. We don't sell cars - we scrap
                         them.

                                   MITCH
                         Really? Jason, didn't someone
                         tell us that Twin sold cars?

                                   JASON
                         Yup. And they're normally right
                         about such things.

                                   MITCH
                         You hear that Twin? They're
                         normally right.

               Twin puts his arms out and walks into them ushering the
               along.

                                   JASON
                         Hey, hey, don't touch me.

                                   TWIN
                         Do you want me to get in that
                         fucking crane over there and lift
                         you out?

                                   MITCH
                         Hmmmm, strong man. Come on,
                         Jason, we can walk and talk at
                         the same time.

               They carry on walking, but Mitch slows it down so that he
               can talk to Twin, in a relaxed way.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Let me just tell you this, Twin:
                         a good friend of mine needs to
                         buy a car.

                                   TWIN
                         Tell him to go to a car
                         salesroom.

                                   MITCH
                         But that's it you see: another
                         good friend told us that this is
                         a car salesroom, of sorts. Now
                         the reason my friend needs to buy
                         a car is because he lost his old
                         one.

                                   TWIN
                         That's careless of him.

                                   MITCH
                         You could put it like that. Or
                         you could say that it was
                         thoughtless of the person who
                         stole it. Now I know that cars
                         get stolen every day and the
                         insurance pays up and you just go
                         and get a new one, but it's not
                         just that, is it? Cars have
                         sentimental value. And not just
                         the cars themselves but the
                         things in them. And this friend
                         of mine, he kept a lot of things
                         with sentimental value in his
                         car, and there was one thing in
                         particular that he would like to
                         get back.

                                   TWIN
                         I'm not listening, mister. I told
                         you, we don't sell cars.

                                   MITCH
                         No, but what if someone asked you
                         to scrap a car that might have
                         been stolen. You would know that
                         wouldn't you, if it was in good
                         condition?

               Twin says nothing. They walk into the main compound, near
               the office, where other men are working, including Davey,
               Squeak, and Jake.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         So you wouldn't remember? Maybe
                         one of your guys would remember.
                         Jason, see that guy over there
                         breaking up the fridge - go and
                         ask him.

               Twin jumps in front of Jason, squaring up, not at all fazed
               by the younger man.

                                   TWIN
                         I asked you both to leave. Now
                         leave.

               Mitch smiles.

                                   MITCH
                         Okay, Jason. Forget it. We'll
                         come back later and talk to Twin
                         when he's on his own. Maybe his
                         memory will be better when it's
                         quiet and there's none of this
                         noise and, distraction.

               Jason turns and Twin helps him along by pushing his back.
               Jason jumps angrily away:

                                   JASON
                         I told you before - no touching!

               The other men are now watching the scene.

                                   MITCH
                         Okay. Let's go.
                             (walking up close to
                              Twin, talking quietly)
                         We'll come back and speak to you
                         later, Twin.

                                   TWIN
                         Don't bother. I don't speak to
                         strangers.

                                   MITCH
                         I'm not a stranger, Twin. I
                         already know quite a lot about
                         you. So you will see us again
                         but, if, in the meantime, someone
                         should bring you in a black
                         Mercedes with cream leather seats
                         and maybe a few personal items in
                         the boot, remember that it
                         belongs to very good friend of
                         mine, someone very powerful with
                         a lot of influence who would very
                         much like to get it back.

               Twin says nothing.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         I think you understand me.

               Twin stands at the entrance to the scrapyard with his arms
               folded. He watches Mitch and Jason get in their car and
               drive off.



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - EVENING

               Jake is sat at the table sketching. Open in front of him is
               a book of photos of the Sagrada Familia cathedral. He
               messes with the designs.

               A knock at the door.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                             (from outside the door)
                         Mister Jake, are you there? I
                         think you are there.

               Jake pauses. The telephone rings. Jake ignores it and gets
               up quietly. He leaves the flat by the fire-escape door.



               EXT. ROAD OUTSIDE SCRAPYARD - NIGHT

               Jake climbs into the scrapyard over the fence.



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - MOMENTS LATER

               Jake is welding another, bigger, sculpture, again listening
               to his Spanish tape.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Now we're going to practice some
                         of the grammar you have learned
                         so far. Try some phrases saying
                         one thing is not another thing.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         A passport is not a pig. The
                         hotel is not an anchovy. A fridge
                         is not an onion. Your aunt is not
                         a bomb. A lilo is not a
                         pamplemousse. Your arm is not
                         your car. His head is not a
                         stamp. A guitar is not a scalpel.
                         A dream is not a life.

               Jake stops the tape and takes off his visor. He finishes
               his sculpture and washes it down. He puts it into a large
               black burlap sack. He carries it outside to:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - A BIT LATER

               Jake leaves the door open while he carries the sack to the
               fence. He is on his way back to lock the door when the main
               gate opens and the pickup truck drives in with another car.
               He hides behind a pile of household appliances.

               Squeak drives the truck through to the same warehouse as
               before, leaving Twin to lock the gates. Twin walks across
               the yard towards Squeak when he notices the open door of
               the welding shed. Bemused, Twin goes inside, walks back
               out, looks around, closes the door, and walks off.

               Jake waits until they've both left the scrapyard and then
               drops his sack over the fence and climbs out.



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - LATER

               It's after midnight. The docks are silent. Jake carefully
               and silently leaves his sack on the deck of Joost's boat.

               He walks back up the lane past Marie's house. A small light
               shows through her bedroom window. As he walks past, Jake
               hears a woman's gasp of pleasure come from the window.



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - EVENING

               Jake is dressed ready to go out. His table is covered with
               sketches, ideas for sculptures. He LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN THE
               MIRROR and whistles.

               A knock at the door. The whistle dies on his lips. Another
               knock.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Mister Jake, I know you are
                         there. We have to talk. You
                         cannot ignore me forever.

               Jake opens the door. Madame Verbist is dressed up fancily,
               to go out. She is wearing a short black skirt.

                                   JAKE
                             (breezily)
                         Madame Verbist - I was not
                         ignoring you, and you look
                         divine.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Why, thank you. I have an
                         invitation with a friend, a new
                         friend.

                                   JAKE
                         A male friend?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Why, of course. Actually, I know
                         his wife quite well, but they are
                         not really 'appy. He needs a
                         little excitement, a little ...
                         adventure, in his life. Do you
                         think that's wrong?

                                   JAKE
                         I'm not his wife.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         But if you were him?

                                   JAKE
                         If I were him... I would be very
                         discreet.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, thankyou, that is a very
                         French answer. And you, have you
                         met someone? You don't look so,
                         lonely.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm not lonely.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         But you have met someone, haven't
                         you? Women can see these things
                         in men. There is nothing worse
                         than being lonely.

                                   JAKE
                         Being alone together?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Yes, but you must learn to enjoy
                         yourself and have fun.
                             (changing to her
                              business persona)
                         Now. You know what I want to
                         speak to you about.

                                   JAKE
                         I have some money coming.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You made me a promise.

                                   JAKE
                         I'll sort it out.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You have until the end of the
                         week.

                                   JAKE
                         Okay. I promise this time I will
                         get it for you.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Thankyou. I expect you to keep
                         your word. A gentleman always
                         keeps his word.

               A knock at the downstairs door.

                                   JAKE
                         And there he is now, unless I'm
                         very much mistaken.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, oh, I am not ready yet. Would
                         you go down and show him up.

               Madame Verbist hurries upstairs to her apartment. Jake
               walks down and opens the front door to a handsome, greying,
               solid, respectable, smartly-dressed man wearing a flower in
               his buttonhole and carrying a bouquet.

                                   LOVER
                         Sorry, I thought Madame
                         Verbist...

                                   JAKE
                         Yes. You're in the right place.
                         She asked me to show you up.
                             (conspiratorially)
                         She's not quite ready.

               The lover nods his head with absolute understanding. Jake
               leads him up the stairs.

                                   LOVER
                         These old houses - full of
                         character. Do you live here?

                                   JAKE
                         I rent an apartment. She's my
                         landlady. And you're, her
                         brother?

                                   LOVER
                         No, no, just a friend.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, friend, she's behind that
                         door. The one that's slightly
                         open.

               The lover walks up, indicating "This one?". Jake nods and
               smiles. The lover taps on the door.

                                   LOVER
                         Nicole, can I come in?

                                   MADAME VERBIST (O.S.)
                         Ye-es.



               INT. MADAME VERBIST'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS

               Madame Verbist is standing on chair at the window,
               stretching up to adjust the curtain hooks. The lover looks
               at her LONG LEGS.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, I didn't realise the time -
                         you surprised me! One moment
                         while I adjust these curtains.



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - EVENING

               A calm blue evening. Shot of moored houseboats and yachts.
               Joost and Marinka are sat on deck of her houseboat,
               drinking a beer. Marinka waves at Jake as he gets closer.

                                   MARINKA
                         Hi. We're just having a beer,
                         celebrating. Joost sold another
                         work today.

                                   JAKE
                         Great.

                                   JOOST
                             (reaching into his
                              jacket pocket for an
                              envelope)
                         And guess what? I sold yours.

                                   JAKE
                         You're joking. Who to?

                                   JOOST
                         Oh, some big guy I know who likes
                         to buy art. Remember, I told you,
                         they need to spend their money.
                         What the fuck. They can give it
                         to us.

                                   JAKE
                         How much did you sell it for?

                                   JOOST
                         Only five hundred. I could have
                         got more but you're not so well
                         known, so...

                                   JAKE
                         Five hundred! That's madness.
                         Five hundred! Hey, I can pay my
                         rent now. I won't be living on
                         the streets after all.

                                   MARINKA
                         Good news, eh. Soon you'll be
                         able to give up that crappy job
                         of yours.

                                   JAKE
                         I don't know about that. Don't
                         give up the day job and all that.

                                   JOOST
                             (handing him the
                              envelope)
                         Well, there you go. Do me some
                         more and I'll sell them for you
                         too. You could even start taking
                         commissions.

                                   JAKE
                         I didn't give it a name.

                                   JOOST
                         I named it for you. I called it
                         "Pipe Piece". It was a piece of
                         pipe - why beat around the brush.

                                   JAKE
                         Bush.

                                   JOOST
                         Whatever.

               Jake opens the envelope and takes out the pile of twenties.

                                   JAKE
                         Here, you take some.

                                   JOOST
                         No way, man - it was all your own
                         work. I'm not a pimp.

               Joost stands up to go. He has a brief conversation with
               Marinka in Dutch (English subtitles):

                                   JOOST (cont'd)
                             (in Dutch)
                         Okay. Enjoy yourself.

                                   MARINKA
                             (in Dutch)
                         And you. Think about what I said.

                                   JOOST
                             (in Dutch)
                         It takes two to decide.

                                   MARINKA
                             (in Dutch)
                         You're one of them.

               Joost gives Jake a one-shoulder hug and leaves.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Are you hungry?

                                   JAKE
                         A bit.

                                   MARINKA
                         I made you some special Dutch
                         food.

                                   JAKE
                         Raw fish?

                                   MARINKA
                         No. And what is wrong with raw
                         fish?

                                   JAKE
                         Nothing. If you're another fish.

               They go below decks to:



               INT. MARINKA'S HOUSEBOAT - CONTINUOUS

               Comfortable living quarters with paintings and books
               around.

                                   JAKE
                         Mmmmm, it smells great. What is
                         it?

                                   MARINKA
                         Bruinebonensoep.

                                   JAKE
                         Brown bone soup?

                                   MARINKA
                         Yeah, do you like brown bones?
                         From a brown beer. Beer, bear?
                         Brown bear.

                                   JAKE
                         If it tastes as good as it
                         smells, I don't care what it is.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake and Marinka sitting opposite each other on bench-type
               seats, eating the brown bean soup with bread.

                                   MARINKA
                         So you ran away from everything
                         to work in a scrapyard?

                                   JAKE
                         I had to stop running somewhere.

                                   MARINKA
                         And you don't want to go back?

                                   JAKE
                         I want to go forwards.

                                   MARINKA
                         You'll be an artist. You
                         should've been an artist. It just
                         took you some time to discover
                         it.

                                   JAKE
                         How long have you known Joost?

                                   MARINKA
                         A long long time. We were at
                         school together.

                                   JAKE
                         How did you both end up here, in
                         Nowhere-ville?

                                   MARINKA
                         Nowhere-ville? He came to do some
                         work and I didn't have a studio
                         at the time so I came over.

                                   JAKE
                         Are you going back?

                                   MARINKA
                         Someday. We all go back, someday.
                         Go home.

                                   JAKE
                         I don't have a home to go back
                         to.

                                   MARINKA
                         You'll have to keep going
                         forwards then. To Barcelona!

                                   JAKE
                             (hold up his glass and
                              clinks)
                         To Barcelona!

               Marinka watches Jake finish his food.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         That was amazing. Who would have
                         thought that brown beans and
                         sausage could be so nice.

                                   MARINKA
                         Do people take you the wrong way?

                                   JAKE
                         Whaddya mean?

                                   MARINKA
                         Your humour?

                                   JAKE
                         Why, did you take me the wrong
                         way?

                                   MARINKA
                         No. Us Dutch have a good sense of
                         humour too. But some people
                         might.

                                   JAKE
                         Some people do.

                                   MARINKA
                         I thought so.

                                   JAKE
                         I like this place. I could live
                         on one of these.

                                   MARINKA
                             (standing up and
                              clearing the plates)
                         Easy to keep clean - you wouldn't
                         need a cleaner.

                                   JAKE
                         Can we forget about my cleaner?

                                   MARINKA
                         She just keeps popping into my
                         mind, tittering on her heels
                         around your flat dusting the
                         furniture.

                                   JAKE
                         Tottering.

                                   MARINKA
                         She seemed very nice. You haven't
                         seen her again?

                                   JAKE
                         No, I haven't seen her again, and
                         I don't suppose I will.

                                   MARINKA
                         That's a shame, for her.

               Marinka sits down on the double bed at the back of the
               cabin. She opens a drawer and pulls out a spliff. She holds
               her hair back and lights the spliff.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                             (exhaling)
                         Yowza, yowza, yowza! That is
                         mean. You want some?

               Jake nods.

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Come, sit here then, I'll feed
                         you.

               Jake sits down next to her. She pushes him back on the bed
               and sucks on the joint:

                                   MARINKA (cont'd)
                         Get ready to suck.

               She leans over him and plants her mouth on his and he sucks
               in the smoke. She keeps her mouth there for about ten
               seconds and then moves it away, still with her hair falling
               on his face.

               Jake opens his eyes, which are now glassy, and looks up at
               her.

                                   JAKE
                         Wow, what a hit!

                                   MARINKA
                         You want some more?

               Jake nods.

               Marinka puts the joint in the ashtray and kisses him.

                                                              CUT TO:

               They are laying back on the bed staring at the varnished
               wood ceiling. Reflected light from the sinking sun is
               bouncing up from the water, through the portholes, and is
               rippling across the grain of the wood.

                                   JAKE
                         What colour is that?

                                   MARINKA
                         It's maroon, and blue, and
                         yellow, and see there, some
                         green.

                                   JAKE
                         I thought it was just one colour.

                                   MARINKA
                         There's always lots of colours.



               INT. MARINKA'S HOUSEBOAT - NEXT MORNING

               Jake wakes up in bed next to Marinka. He moves her hair
               from her face and touches her cheek.

               He gets up, dresses quietly and leaves.



               EXT. MARINKA'S HOUSEBOAT - CONTINUOUS

               It is a beautiful dawn. A blue sky, not long after first
               light. A light breeze is rippling across the wide estuary
               and flopping against the boats.

               Jake walks along the quayside. As he gets closer to the
               turn that takes him up the lane where Marie lives he sees a
               fisherman, dressed in typical fisherman's outfit, standing
               smoking a pipe, resting his weight on a wooden cask.

               Jake approaches him. The fisherman is looking past Jake.

                                   FISHERMAN
                         Beautiful, int she?

               Jake considers the significance and prescience of this for
               a moment. He opens his mouth to assent but is too surprised
               to say Yes.

                                   FISHERMAN (cont'd)
                         Sixty foot of best English oak,
                         and solid brass fittings.

               Jake turns to see where the fisherman is looking. A three-
               masted schooner is moored out in the lanes.

                                   FISHERMAN (cont'd)
                         You could round the Horn in her.

               Jake nods in a friendly manner and walks on.

               He turns up the lane then realises the weirdness of what
               just happened. He stops, turns and looks back.

               The barrel is there but there is no fisherman. Instead a
               large gull is stood on top of the barrel, looking at Jake
               with a wary eye.



               EXT. JAKE'S FLAT - A BIT LATER

               Jake arrives at the back of his house. The garden is fresh
               with greenery. Summer blooms cascade down the fire-escape.

               As Jake walks up he sees that Madam Verbist's door onto the
               fire-escape is open. From the open door he hears music
               playing, "La Vie En Rose", by Edith Piaf.

               "Quand il me prend dans ses bras,
               Il me parle tous bas,
               Je vois la vie en rose.

               Il me dit des mots d'amour,
               Des mots de tous les jours,
               Et ca m'fait quelque chose..."

               Floating out from the room, above the music, the sound of
               Madame Verbist and her lover having sex.

                                   LOVER (O.S.)
                             (punctuated by activity)
                         Oh, Nicole, Nicole, I waited so
                         long, for, a woman, like you.

                                   MADAME VERBIST (O.S.)
                         Et maintenant, je viens, je
                         viens.

               Jake listens for a moment then walks in to:



               INT. JAKE'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               Jake kicks off his boots and lays on his bed looking out
               the French windows. He lays there smiling, listening to the
               music and the lovers upstairs.

               Jake's P.O.V. Pink roses blooming one by one all around the
               French windows.

               We see a montage of scenes condensing the next couple of
               months of Jake's life. "La Vie en Rose" (with English
               subtitles) plays over the cuts.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake pushes an envelope of money under Madam Verbist's
               door. He listens for a moment to the sounds behind the
               door.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The welding shed. Jake finishes a sculpture, holds it up,
               and turns it around.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Joost's workshop. Jake gives the sculpture to Joost.
               Marinka hugs him. Joost invents a name for the sculpture
               and writes it on a large piece of white card: "Enigmatic
               Morning".

                                                              CUT TO:

               A sledgehammer swinging down onto the top of a television.
               The television explodes.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The welding shed. Jake works on another sculpture, wearing
               his headphones.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Joost's workshop. He hands Jake an envelope full of money.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Marinka's studio. Jake is lying naked on a rug, posing as
               Marinka paints him.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The baker's. Jake's P.O.V. Yazza waves her hands in front
               of Jake's eyes to wake him, makes a dopey face and turns
               her baseball cap around 90 degrees.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The welding shed. A fountain of sparks erupts in the
               darkness, mirrored in Jake's visor.

                                                              CUT TO:

               A sledgehammer going through the screen of a television.
               The screen implodes.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Joost's workshop. Joost writes another title on a piece of
               cardboard and holds it up: "Resurrection Shovel".

               A fast sequence of shots of Joost holding up the cards like
               old-fashioned cue cards:

               "Positivity Number 3"
               "La Vie Enragé"
               "Say Yesterlove"
               "A Fridge Is Not An Onion"
               "Everything is in your mind, including your mind"
               "Snackenburger"
               "Rotterdam Girl"
               "The Bread Emerges from the Toaster, Even" etc.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake pushes an envelope under Madame Verbist's door.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Inside Marinka's houseboat. Jake and Marinka naked on the
               bed, staring at the ripples on the ceiling.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The baker's. Jake points at one thing. Then another. Then
               another. Then another. Yazza walks up and down in front of
               him, really pissed off.

                                                              CUT TO:

               The welding shed. Jake hammers and hammers at a length of
               brass until it is round.

                                                              CUT TO:

               A sledgehammer going through the screen of a television.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Joost's workshop. Joost names a sculpture "Ich bin Der
               Chrome Dinette". Jake snatches the card, crosses it out and
               writes "Bruinebonensoep".

               The shot stays on the card that says "Bruinebonensoep". The
               music comes to an end. The card changes from the rough one
               Jake drew to a small expensively-printed one.

               The camera draws back to show us Jake's sculpture mounted
               in a sophisticated setting with the card in front. The
               music fades and the camera pulls back to reveal:



               INT. ART GALLERY IN PRIVATE HOUSE - NIGHT

               A long narrowish room with parquet floors. Pictures hung on
               the walls. Some sculpture around.

               The gallery is very quiet but there are sounds of a party
               elsewhere in the house.

               Jake is standing in front of his sculpture next to a very
               attractive young woman in a black party frock. They are
               both holding glasses of wine.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         I think it's so cool, the names
                         you give to your pieces. Like,
                         what's that one, "brunen-bonen
                         soap".

                                   JAKE
                         It's "bruinebonensoep". It means
                         "bronze bone soup".

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         That is so metaphysical. You
                         really get a feel for the bones,
                         a sense of mortality. The way it
                         springs out of nothingness
                         into...

                                   JAKE
                         Somethingness?

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         Yeah, that's right. And I really
                         loved the one Max showed me, "Ich
                         bin Der Chrome Dinette". The way
                         you took those shiny hub caps and
                         turned then into people eating
                         themselves. You made that from
                         scrap metal, right?

                                   JAKE
                         I make everything from scrap.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         I love that. It's so ecological.
                         And "Resurrection Shovel", you
                         made the wings from shovels. That
                         was so clever.

                                   JAKE
                         Not really. I just had two
                         shovels and they looked like
                         wings.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         But your titles are something
                         else. They're either profound or
                         witty.

                                   JAKE
                         One of those.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         How do you think them up?

                                   JAKE
                         I lay on my bed and look at the
                         ceiling.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         Fantastic. I love your work. Do
                         you have any coke?

                                   JAKE
                         Sorry?

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         I need a line. Shall we go and
                         find some?

                                   JAKE
                         Thanks for the offer but I think
                         I should get back - I'm supposed
                         to be here meeting Max.

               They start walking out the gallery.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         You'll love Max. And he loves
                         your stuff. What was that title
                         again, the one with the knives
                         and forks sticking out at all
                         angles? Don't tell me: "La Vie
                         Enragé". Brilliant. You love
                         languages don't you. They add an
                         extra dimension to your work.

               They walk down a corridor past a door which opens as they
               go past. Inside, a bunch of people snorting coke from album
               covers on their laps. A blonde girl with sparkling eyes
               looks up at Jake and smiles.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER (cont'd)
                         I'm going in here for a while.
                         Are you sure you don't want to
                         come?

                                   JAKE
                         No, I'll be fine thanks. I'll
                         maybe see you later.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         We could fuck, if you want to.

                                   JAKE
                         Er...

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         I mean, only if you want to. We
                         could find a bedroom and talk
                         about sculpture. My father bought
                         me a Giacometti when I graduated.
                         Do you have any grass?

                                   JAKE
                         No.

                                   YOUNG ART LOVER
                         Okay. I'll see you outside later,
                         for the fireworks.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake walks along a corridor looking for the way back into
               the party. He opens a door which leads into another, narrow
               corridor at the end of which is a room.

               He looks down the corridor and in the room at the end sees
               a man having his head shoved into some kind of dustbin. The
               man doing the shoving is Jason, one of the hoodlums who was
               looking for the car in the scrapyard. Jason hasn't seen
               Jake at this time.

               Jake hears Jason say:

                                   JASON
                         Is it orange?

               The man with his head in the basket mumbles something
               indecipherable.

                                   JASON (cont'd)
                         Is it orange?

               The man with his head in the basket mumbles.

                                   JASON (cont'd)
                         Is it or isn't it? Is it orange?

               Jason, sensing someone watching him, turns around while
               still holding the other man down.

                                   JASON (cont'd)
                             (staring at Jake, talks
                              to someone off-screen)
                         Who the fuck is that?

               As he says it, Mitch walks out of the room and into the
               corridor. He walks towards Jake with total aggression.

                                   MITCH
                         What the fuck are you looking at?
                         Get out!

               Jake backs out the door into the other corridor.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Who are you?

                                   JAKE
                         No-one.

                                   MITCH
                         You'll be fucking no-one soon if
                         you don't fuck off.

               Mitch walks right up to Jake, seemingly on the edge of
               violence.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         What are you looking for?

                                   JAKE
                         I was looking for the party?

                                   MITCH
                         This is not a party? Does it look
                         like a party?

                                   JAKE
                         No.

                                   MITCH
                         No. So just walk away and forget
                         about it, okay!

               Mitch goes back in and slams the door. Jake carries on
               walking down the corridor and goes through a door which
               leads to:



               INT. OPEN PLAN LOUNGE - CONTINUOUS

               A very large open-plan lounge in an expensive house. A
               party is going on.

               Jake picks up a glass of punch from a table. He sees
               Marinka and Joost across the other side of the room and
               walks over to them.

                                   MARINKA
                             (putting her arm through
                              his)
                         You've been gone a long time.

                                   JAKE
                         I've been into the gallery.

                                   MARINKA
                             (sarcastically)
                         Did you see anything you liked?

                                   JAKE
                         I saw something strange.

                                   MARINKA
                         What?

                                   JAKE
                         It doesn't matter. But I did see
                         "Bruinebonensoep".

                                   MARINKA
                         What's her name?

                                   JAKE
                         Who?

                                   MARINKA
                         The girl with the little black
                         dress.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, her - I don't know. She's one
                         of my biggest fans, apparently.

                                   MARINKA
                         Nice for you!

                                   JOOST
                         Apart from Max.

                                   MARINKA
                         Yeah, where is Max? He wants to
                         meet you.

                                   JAKE
                         Where does Max get all his money
                         from?

                                   JOOST
                         Property. Casinos. All sorts of
                         things.

                                   JAKE
                         Why does he buy so much art?

                                   JOOST
                         He likes it. And he needs
                         something to spend his money on,
                         I guess.

                                   JAKE
                         He always pays in cash.

                                   JOOST
                         So? It's better for you.

                                   JAKE
                         That's what money-launderers do,
                         isn't it?

                                   JOOST
                         Money laundress?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, you know, criminals who
                         need to wash their earnings to
                         get the money back into the
                         system.

                                   JOOST
                         I don't understand.

                                   JAKE
                         They pay cash for art, then later
                         they sell the art and put the
                         money in the bank legitimately.

                                   JOOST
                         Just because someone pays cash,
                         doesn't make him a money
                         laundress.

                                   JAKE
                         Maybe, but, I'll tell you
                         something strange...

                                   JOOST
                         Shhh, here he comes now.

               Max walks over, an expensively-dressed, well-groomed man
               with a dark tan. Accompanying him is Marie, Jake's date
               from the Nagel's bar. Jake is surprised to see her.

                                   JOOST (cont'd)
                         Hi, Max. Nice party you have.
                         This is Jake. I told you he was
                         real.

               Max offers a handshake but Jake is looking at Marie, who
               looks equally surprised.

                                   MAX
                         Pleased to meet you, Jake.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, yeah, sorry, and me.

                                   MAX
                         Have you been to see your works
                         in the gallery?

                                   JAKE
                         I saw "Bruinebonesoep".

                                   MARIE
                             (to Max)
                         Is this the Jake who does all the
                         sculptures?

                                   MAX
                         Yes. The elusive Mister K.

                                   MARIE
                             (to Jake)
                         I thought you worked in the
                         scrapyard.

                                   MAX
                         Do you two already know each
                         other?

                                   JAKE
                         We used to play pool together.

                                   MAX
                         And do you work in a scrapyard?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, not exactly, I work from a
                         scrapyard. I rent some space
                         there. To be close to my raw
                         materials.

                                   MAX
                         Yes, you make everything from
                         scrap, don't you.

                                   JAKE
                         It's a good way to get it back
                         into the system. It's a kind of
                         laundering.

               Max looks bemused.

                                   MAX
                         Laundering? Recycling, you mean.

                                   JAKE
                         People give it a different name
                         in different contexts.

                                   MAX
                         But in the context of art?

                                   JAKE
                         I call it "foundism".

                                   MARINKA
                         Jake's messing around. Jake, be
                         serious.

                                   JAKE
                         I am - I call it foundism because
                         one day I just found myself doing
                         it.

                                   MAX
                         What were you doing before?

                                   JAKE
                         Making cakes.

               Max looks even more bemused.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                             (to Marie)
                         How's the pool team?

                                   MARIE
                         Still going well.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm so glad. Do you want to go
                         and get a drink?

                                   MARIE
                         Okay.

               Jake and Marie walk off.

                                   JOOST
                             (to Max)
                         Sorry about Jake - he has a weird
                         sense of humour.

                                   MAX
                         That's okay - he is an artist,
                         after all. We expect to be
                         offended by artists.

                                   JOOST
                         Sorry, I didn't introduce you to
                         Marinka.

                                   MAX
                         Marinka. What an interesting
                         name...

                                                              CUT TO:

               Another part of the room. Jake passes Marie a drink.

                                   JAKE
                         So what are you doing here?

                                   MARIE
                         I'm with Max?

                                   JAKE
                         You're with Max? I thought you
                         were with the pool player.

                                   MARIE
                         The pool player? That's none of
                         your business. Anyway, Max is my
                         boss.

                                   JAKE
                         Is he?

                                   MARIE
                         I told you, remember, that I
                         worked for a big guy in the city?

                                   JAKE
                         I forgot. I forgot a lot about
                         that night.

                                   MARIE
                         That's nice.

               Camera shows Joost, Max, and Marinka, laughing in the
               distance, their heads together. Joost puts his arm around
               Marinka's shoulder and pulls her head to his as they laugh.

               On the other side of the room Jason and Mitch enter and
               stand on either sides of the doorway, like doormen.

                                   JAKE
                         Who are they?

                                   MARIE
                         Jason and Mitch. They work for
                         Max.

                                   JAKE
                         What do they do?

                                   MARIE
                         Drive, run errands. Why?

                                   JAKE
                         Is it part of their job to push
                         people head first into dustbins?

                                   MARIE
                         What? You're mad!

                                   JAKE
                         I just saw then doing it, out
                         there. Unless I imagined it.

                                   MARIE
                         Well, they're supposed to deal
                         with gatecrashers so maybe that
                         is what they were doing.

                                   JAKE
                         If you say so.

               A beat.

                                   MARIE
                         I can't believe that you're
                         really the Jake who makes all
                         those sculptures.

                                   JAKE
                         But you can't believe that Max's
                         chauffeur would push someone into
                         a dustbin. Anyway, would it have
                         made any difference to you if I'd
                         told you, the night we went out?

                                   MARIE
                         Maybe. I would probably have
                         wanted to get to know you better.
                             (a beat)
                         So, you're with her now?

                                   JAKE
                         And you're with the pool player.
                         Isn't life wonderful.

                                   MARIE
                         But you're still bitter.

                                   JAKE
                         No I'm not. Those times we had
                         together were some of the
                         happiest of my life.

                                   MARIE
                         No, you are still bitter. But
                         you're not lonely anymore, are
                         you?

                                   JAKE
                         No, I'm not lonely. I'm laughing.

                                   MARIE
                         Good.
                             (looking over at Max,
                              who is signalling to
                              her)
                         Max wants me - I've got to go.
                         See you later. Look out for me
                         in...

               She's gone.

                                   JAKE
                         Lonelyville.



               INT. MARINKA'S HOUSEBOAT - NIGHT

               Jake, Joost, and Marinka have come back from the party and
               are sat around having a smoke and a coffee.

                                   JAKE
                         I don't like that guy Max.

                                   JOOST
                         Why?

                                   JAKE
                         I don't like his friends.

                                   MARINKA
                         That girl, Marie?

                                   JAKE
                         No, not her. Why does a property
                         developer need to employ a couple
                         of gangsters?

                                   JOOST
                         Ya, well, if you own casinos, you
                         have to protect yourself against
                         bad people.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I don't want to sell him
                         any more of my stuff. That's not
                         what I do it for, so it can sit
                         in some private gallery protected
                         by gangsters.

               Joost shrugs his shoulders.

                                   JOOST
                         Be the starving artist instead.
                         That's okay.

                                   JAKE
                         I can just carry on in the
                         scrapyard.

                                   MARINKA
                         You hate your boss.

                                   JAKE
                         If I had to choose between him
                         and Max.

                                   MARINKA
                         You'd choose the scrapyard?

                                   JAKE
                         Yup. Stay where your money is
                         clean.

                                   MARINKA
                         You won't stay there, whatever
                         happens.

               Joost gets up to leave.

                                   JOOST
                         Okay. I'm off. I'll see you
                         tomorrow.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, thanks. Don't think I'm
                         being ungrateful. I really
                         appreciate what you've done for
                         me.

                                   JOOST
                         You have to make up your own mind
                         - don't worry about it.

               As he goes, Joost talks to Marinka (in Dutch, with English
               subtitles).

                                   JOOST (DU/S.T) (cont'd)
                             (to Marinka)
                         Is he staying?

                                   MARINKA (DU/S.T.)
                         Yes.

                                   JOOST (DU/S.T.)
                         We can talk about it tomorrow.

                                   MARINKA (DU/S.T.)
                         You need to decide soon.

                                   JOOST (DU/S.T.)
                         We still have time.
                             (in English, to both of
                              them)
                         Okay. Sleep well, don't snore.

               Joost leaves.

                                   JAKE
                         What were you talking about?

                                   MARINKA
                         Nothing.

                                   JAKE
                         A lot of nothing.

                                   MARINKA
                         The houseboat, the workshops.
                         What to do. Nothing.

                                   JAKE
                             (looking into the
                              candle)
                         Nothing.



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - DAY

               Jake is working BY DAY on a new sculpture. He is listening
               to his Spanish tape on the Walkman.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Belinda asks if you want to go
                         back to her apartment. Tell her
                         you would be very happy to, but
                         you don't have any wine.

               Pause, for the student to speak.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         That's okay. I have lots of wine.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Ask if she has brandy.

               Pause, for the student to speak.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Yes. I have some brandy. It's
                         Spanish brandy.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Ask if she has any condoms.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Daniel, the multi-media artist is wandering around the
               scrapyard with a hand-held camera, filming.

               Twin is walking across the yard with a length of pipe in
               his hand when he sees Daniel.

                                   TWIN
                             (to anyone in his
                              vicinity)
                         What the fuck is that weirdo
                         doing in my scrapyard?

                                   SQUEAK
                         He's a friend of Jake's.

                                   TWIN
                         Jake?

               Twin walks menacingly over to Daniel, who is filming the
               falling hammer of a crane repeatedly dropping onto a pile
               of household appliances.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         Oy, you. Who told you you could
                         come in here?

               Daniel is still filming, oblivious. He turns his camera
               around and films Twin storming towards him. We see Daniel's
               camera's point of view. The sound of grinding crushing
               metal. Twin is a mime, his spluttering face growing bigger.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         Yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!

               Daniel realises he's in trouble. He puts his camera down
               and grins sheepishly.

                                   DANIEL
                         I'm a friend of Jake's.

                                   TWIN
                         Jake's! Well you can just fuck
                         off. How dare you film in here.
                         Get out!

               Daniel turns to go, still amused, not intimidated. He walks
               towards the gate, still filming.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         Where is Jake?

               Squeak makes a "don't know" gesture.

               Twin goes to look for Jake. Track him closely, walking
               through the yard.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake still welding.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I like your eyes, but I prefer
                         your lips.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Yes, my lips are also nice.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Twin walking faster through the yard, looking for Jake.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake still welding.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I like your mouth, but I prefer
                         your tongue.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Yes, my tongue is also nice.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Twin walking faster through the yard.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake still welding.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I like your legs, but I prefer
                         your thighs.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Yes, my thighs are also nice.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Twin walking faster through the yard.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake still welding.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I like your breasts , but I
                         prefer your...

               Jake fast-forwards the tape. We hear the squeak of the fast
               forward and the subtitles blur across the screen.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Twin looks into one of the sheds. Doesn't find Jake and
               walks on.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake welding.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Belinda is still in the bedroom
                         and someone rings the front door.
                         You go and answer it. It's
                         Belinda's boyfriend.
                             (whispering)
                         Ask him who he is.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Who are you?

                                   SPANISH BOYFRIEND (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         No, who are you?

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                             (whispering)
                         Tell him, you are a friend of
                         Belinda's.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Twin reaches the door of the shed in which Jake is working.

               He rips open the door and storms in.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD WELDING SHED - CONTINUOUS

               Jake is welding. He has not heard Twin enter because he is
               welding and listening to the tape.

               Twin is in silhouette against the open door, his face full
               of rage. His mouth moves but we hear the Spanish tape:

                                   SPANISH BOYFRIEND (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Where are your trousers?

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                             (whispering)
                         Tell him you lost them at the
                         swimming pool.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         I lost them at the swimming pool.

               Lip-sync with Twin.

                                   SPANISH BOYFRIEND (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         That is ridiculous. How did you
                         get here without them?

               Twin has walked up to Jake and is jabbing him on the
               shoulder to get his attention. Jake turns around and sees
               Twin.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
                         Tell him you wore a towel and
                         came by bike.

               Jake spins around and see Twin. He turns off the tape and
               removes the earphones.

                                   JAKE
                         What?

                                   TWIN
                         Did you tell that weirdo he could
                         film here?

                                   JAKE
                         Why does it matter?

                                   TWIN
                         You don't have any right to give
                         anyone permission to do anything
                         here. I run this scrapyard. If I
                         want someone to make a film in
                         here I'll ring Richard fucking
                         Attenborough, okay.

               Twin suddenly notices the strange object that Jake is
               working on. He steps back.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         What's that?

                                   JAKE
                         It's something I'm making.

                                   TWIN
                         I can see that. Who asked you to
                         do it?

                                   JAKE
                         No-one. I do it for myself.

                                   TWIN
                         In my time, with my materials. Is
                         that what I pay you for?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, it looks like it, yes.

                                   TWIN
                         Oh no, I don't, matey. You've
                         over-stepped the mark this time,
                         I'm afraid. That amounts to
                         theft.

                                   JAKE
                         It's worthless scrap.

                                   TWIN
                         If scrap was worthless, I
                         wouldn't be running a business.

                                   JAKE
                         It's not stuff you'd sell.

                                   TWIN
                         It doesn't matter. It's still
                         theft.

               Twin looks at the object again. A beat.

                                   TWIN (cont'd)
                         You'd better leave. You can work
                         your notice and go on Friday.

               Jake throws his visor onto a bench and walks defiantly past
               Twin.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - LATER

               Jake is leaning on the top fridge, smoking a roll-up. Davey
               is holding a large pair of metal cutters.

                                   DAVEY
                         I can't believe he sacked you.
                         What a bastid. You're still
                         invited to my wedding you know.

                                   JAKE
                         Thanks.

                                   DAVEY
                         If you have a girlfriend, you can
                         bring her. Do you have a
                         girlfriend?

                                   JAKE
                         Sort of.

                                   DAVEY
                         Well, if you want to, bring her.

                                   JAKE
                         Thanks, I'll think about it.

                                   DAVEY
                         I can't wait until I leave this
                         shit-hole.

                                   JAKE
                         That makes two of us.

                                   DAVEY
                             (defiantly)
                         Move out the way, I'm going to
                         peel this fridge.



               EXT. TOWN STREET - DAY

               Jake is walking down the street when he see Yazza walking
               towards him. She is walking very slowly, reading a book and
               sucking a lollipop. She is oblivious to the other people on
               the street.

               Jake stops and watches her face as she walks past him.

               As she is level with him she becomes aware he is watching
               her. She shakes her head, a pitying gesture, and walks on.



               INT. MARINKA'S HOUSEBOAT - LUNCHTIME

               Jake and Marinka have finished their lunch. Jake is
               smoking.

                                   MARINKA
                         What will you do?

                                   JAKE
                         Dunno.

                                   MARINKA
                         Maybe Joost will let you share
                         his workshop.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, but I'm still not selling
                         my stuff to Max.

                                   MARINKA
                         You'll find someone else.

                                   JAKE
                         I'd better go back to work.

               They kiss and Jake walks back toward the scrapyard. He
               takes a shortcut through a wild overgrown lane that runs
               between derelict industrial lots.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - AFTERNOON

               Medium shot of a man in overalls and visor with a lighted
               torch, starting to cut up a fuel tank. We cannot identify
               him.

               Close up of torch burning into metal.

               Followed by a MASSIVE EXPLOSION. The man is blown backwards
               and falls into a pile of junk metal, completely aflame. He
               rolls on the floor. There is oil on the ground and it
               catches alight.

                                                              CUT TO:



               EXT. THE LANE TO THE SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Jake sees a flash of flame rise up above the scrapyard,
               hears the massive explosion, and starts running towards it.



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - CONTINUOUS

               Jake runs into the scrapyard. An inferno around the burning
               tank.

               One of the men is trying to extinguish the burning man with
               a fire extinguisher but cannot get close enough because of
               the flames all around.

                                   JAKE
                             (to one of the group of
                              men stood around)
                         Who is it?

                                   OTHER MAN
                         Davey.

               Jake grabs the fire extinguisher and goes in close, through
               the flames.

               Jake puts out the burning Davey and drags his body away
               from the flames.

               Davey is obviously dead. Jake leans over his body and says:
               "Davey boy."

               Jake holds Davey for a while. Fire engines and ambulances
               arrive at the scrapyard. The paramedics examine Davey.

               Jake stands up and walks away. He sees Twin, standing on
               his own, away from the men. Jake makes as if he is about to
               say something to him then turns around and says to the
               others:

                                   JAKE
                         Who do you think did this?

               A pause.

                                   TWIN
                         I told him to use a sniffer.

               Jake walks out the scrapyard without looking back.



               INT. MARINKA'S STUDIO - DAY

               Marinka is painting. Jake is sitting, smoking, watching
               her.

                                   MARINKA
                         I knew Joost would be okay about
                         it. He will enjoy teaching you
                         stuff.

                                   JAKE
                         I'll get in his way. It won't
                         last long.

                                   MARINKA
                             (putting down her brush
                              and walking over to
                              him)
                         Why do you say that?

                                   JAKE
                         He's used to working alone.

                                   MARINKA
                         He wouldn't say Yes if he didn't
                         mean it. He wouldn't let anything
                         interfere with his work.

                                   JAKE
                         What about you?

                                   MARINKA
                         It's important, but not
                         everything.

                                   JAKE
                         No, would you say Yes if you
                         didn't mean it?

                                   MARINKA
                         What's the question?

                                   JAKE
                         Me - I'm the question.

                                   MARINKA
                         I can't answer that question -
                         it's too vague.



               INT. JOOST'S WORKSHOP - MORNING

               Jake and Joost are working on separate sculptures. Jake
               looks around for a spanner.

                                   JAKE
                         Joost, do you have a seventy-five
                         mill spanner?

                                   JOOST
                         Not here. Maybe on the boat. Go
                         down and look under the seat -
                         there's a toolbox there.



               INT. JOOST'S YACHT - CONTINUOUS

               Jake lifts up a bench seat and rummages around boxes of
               tools and other stored items. He pulls out one toolbox from
               underneath some other boxes, which slide down. He finds the
               spanner he wants in the toolbox and starts moving the
               others back into place. His eye is caught by some photos
               that have fallen from a box.

               The photos are of Joost and Marinka, with friends, at
               parties, but obviously a couple. He picks out another photo
               which seems to be a wedding photo - informally dressed,
               they jointly cut a wedding cake.

               Jake puts everything back and leaves the boat, holding the
               spanner and the wedding photo.



               INT. JOOST'S WORKSHOP - CONTINUOUS

               Joost is looking along a straight edge of steel. Jake
               enters and looks around at everything.

               Joost looks at him.

                                   JOOST
                         What's up? You look like you've
                         seen a goat.

               Jake walks over to a bench and puts the photo down on it.
               He just stares at it, then at Joost.

                                   JAKE
                             (pointing at the photo)
                         This.

               Joost walks over to it, looks, makes a dismissive grunt,
               half smiles, walks back to work.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         So are you married to her?

                                   JOOST
                         What does it matter? We don't
                         live together.

                                   JAKE
                         But you are married?

                                   JOOST
                         Yes.

               A beat.

                                   JAKE
                         One of you could have told me.
                         That would have been nice.

                                   JOOST
                         I had no reason to tell you. And
                         as for Marinka, that's her
                         affair.

                                   JAKE
                         Put yourself in my position.

                                   JOOST
                         You like her and she likes you.
                         That's a good position.

                                   JAKE
                         But, are you screwing her?

                                   JOOST
                         Oh, fuck. What is this? Screwing!
                         You find out that we're married
                         and you worry about screwing.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I think it matters if you
                         are because it means that I've
                         been living under false
                         pretences.

                                   JOOST
                         You discovered something real and
                         you lived it. Isn't that good
                         enough for you? Why do you need
                         more? Why do you need to know
                         everything?

                                   JAKE
                         Because this is not trivial. It's
                         not some fact that will just pass
                         by and be forgotten. It affects
                         everything - me, her, you and me.
                         How can I work with you...

               Joost interrupts him, banging his palm on the bench, not
               angry but exasperated.

                                   JOOST
                         If you want to make a big thing
                         out of it, go on. If you want to
                         mess up your life because you
                         know something today that you
                         didn't know yesterday, then go
                         ahead.
                             (turning back to his
                              work)
                         The rest of us have work to do.

                                   JAKE
                         But are you screwing her?

                                   JOOST
                         Jake, don't get hung up on sex.
                         It's the least important thing
                         that is happening around here. If
                         it bothers you that much, ask
                         her.

                                   JAKE
                         I will.



               INT. MARINKA'S STUDIO - CONTINUOUS

               Marinka is finishing a portrait. As he enters, she shows it
               to him.

                                   MARINKA
                         Look. It's nearly done.

               Jake ignores the painting.

                                   JAKE
                         Why didn't you tell me about you
                         and Joost?

               Marinka puts the painting on the floor and turns it towards
               the wall. She nonchalantly starts cleaning her brushes.

                                   MARINKA
                         What does it matter?

                                   JAKE
                         It matters whether I trust you or
                         not.

                                   MARINKA
                         Trust? I never told you any lies
                         or broke any promises. Something
                         happened between us and that's
                         that.

                                   JAKE
                         How can you just say "something
                         happened"? We made it happen -
                         you as well.

                                   MARINKA
                         Because it meant something to me,
                         that's why.

                                   JAKE
                         But you knew it couldn't last.

                                   MARINKA
                         Just because you know something
                         won't last forever doesn't mean
                         you shouldn't do it. We would
                         never do anything otherwise.
                         You'd stay in your little room,
                         working at the scrapyard.

                                   JAKE
                         But at least I wouldn't be lied
                         to.

                                   MARINKA
                         Nobody lied.

                                   JAKE
                         The first time you introduced me
                         to Joost and didn't tell me he
                         was your husband - that was a
                         lie.

                                   MARINKA
                         And if I had told you, what has
                         happened since would never have
                         happened. Is that what you want?

                                   JAKE
                         But now I have to lose it.

                                   MARINKA
                         But you don't have to lose it -
                         we can carry on the same.

                                   JAKE
                         Nothing is the same. Everything
                         has changed.

               Jake drops the photo on the floor and walks to the door.

                                   MARINKA
                         Jake, wait, I wanted to tell you
                         something.

                                   JAKE
                         Tell your husband.

               Jake walks out.



               EXT. RIVERBANK - DAY

               Days pass by. Jake is now totally alone, with no work and
               nothing to do.

               He sits on the riverbank, in long grass, near some waste
               land, watching the ships pass.

               On the other bank, in the distance, the scrapyard crane
               lifting and dropping. Behind it, the town and, to the
               right, the dockyard wharves and houseboats.

               Jake crosses the bridge, contemplates the flowing water,
               drops his cigarette butt into it, and goes back to:



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - DAY

               He walks around his flat smoking, doing nothing.

               He looks at the drawings he made for sculptures and one or
               two sculptures on the table.

               He lies on his bed, looking out the window. While he is
               lying there, Madame Verbist's legs appear on the fire
               escape as she comes down, watering her plants. She's
               singing "La Vie En Rose". Jake hears the singing and looks
               at a self-portrait of Marinka that's standing at the end of
               his bed.

               Madame Verbist eventually gets down to his level and spots
               him through the window.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                             (genuinely pleased to
                              see him)
                         Hello, Jake, how are you?

               Madame Verbist waits for him to come out and talk to her.
               Jake gets up and opens the door.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm well, thanks. How are you?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         I am very well. I am still seeing
                         my doctor friend. His wife knows
                         but she is complaisante. How do
                         you say that in English?

                                   JAKE
                         Complacent?

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         No, obliging, I think. And what
                         about you? Are you still having a
                         love affair?

                                   JAKE
                         No, it's finished.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Oh, no. You will be lonely again.
                         I don't like to see a man lonely -
                         it is such a waste. Especially a
                         young good looking man like you.
                         Did she drop you for somebody
                         else?

                                   JAKE
                         No, she already had somebody else
                         when I met her, but I only just
                         found out.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         She was married?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You know her husband?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         And does he mind?

                                   JAKE
                         Apparently not.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         And you are very fond of her, I
                         think?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes - I was.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Ah, but you still are - I can
                         tell that. Why don't you go back
                         to her and make up? It's never
                         too late if love is there.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm not French.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         You don't have to be French. You
                         have to be...
                             (a beat)
                         ...more human.

                                   JAKE
                         It hurts to be human.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         It hurts more to be a kind of,
                         machine. Promise me you will try.
                         Make her feel that you love her.
                         Will you do that?

                                   JAKE
                         I'll think about it.

                                   MADAME VERBIST
                         Don't think too long. Life is
                         short.
                             (she strokes his hair)
                         Don't be a lonely guy.

               Madame Verbist leaves. Jake obviously decides to take her
               advice and go back to Marinka. He puts his jacket on and
               leaves.



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - DAY

               Jake is outside Marinka's studio. The door is closed. He is
               about to open it when he remembers to knock. He knocks. No
               reponse. He knocks again, and again.

               He opens the door. The studio is completely empty. All the
               paintings are gone. Just a few rags and splatters of paint
               all over the floor.

               Jake walks out and next door to Joost's workshop. The door
               is open. The same thing, it's empty, apart from a bin full
               of scrap.

               Jake walks out and sees that Joost's boat has gone. He runs
               to:



               INT. DANIEL'S STUDIO - CONTINUOUS

               Daniel is sat at his console.

                                   JAKE
                         Daniel, where's Marinka?

                                   DANIEL
                         She left, with Joost. They've
                         gone back to Holland - I thought
                         you knew.

                                   JAKE
                         No, I didn't. Why now?

                                   DANIEL
                         They want to start a family.
                         Marinka wants to have the child
                         in Holland so I suppose they
                         thought it best to go now.

                                   JAKE
                         Is she already expecting?

                                   DANIEL
                         No, I don't think so. I don't
                         know.
                             (tenderly)
                         Sorry.

                                   JAKE
                         That's okay.

                                   DANIEL
                         We all have to move out of here
                         anyway. It's all being knocked
                         down for redevelopment.

                                   JAKE
                         When are you going?

                                   DANIEL
                         I'm just finishing something off
                         and then I'll be on my way. I'm
                         going to do some work in the film
                         industry and get paid for a
                         change. It's the end of an era.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, good luck.

                                   DANIEL
                         And you.



               INT. NAGEL'S BAR - NIGHT

               Jake drinks alone. The mobile spins above the bar. Jake
               leaves and walks to:



               EXT. SCRAPYARD - NIGHT

               It is raining. Jake is walking past the scrapyard. Jason
               and Mitch's car is parked in the road outside. Jake hears
               voices from the scrapyard. He stops and looks through the
               gate.

               Half in the shadows, near one of the sheds, he sees Jason
               and Mitch beating up Twin, kicking him around. They then
               drag him into one of the big sheds.

               Jake starts walking off, leaving Twin to his fate, then he
               relents and runs round the side of the yard to the same
               place he used to sneak in to do his sculptures. He climbs
               in to the yard.

                                                              CUT TO:



               INT. SCRAPYARD SHED - NIGHT

               Jake hid behind racks of equipment and tools.

               Jake's P.O.V. Twin's body is wrapped in thin chains. Mitch
               and Jason are walking around him with lengths of chain,
               binding his whole body.

               Every so often, they pull on opposite ends of the chains,
               to tighten the pressure.

               They then pull him back using the chains and tie the ends
               of the chains to some machinery to stop him moving. Jason
               walks back to the end of the shed where Jake is hiding.
               He sits back to front on a chair next to a metal box full
               of nuts and bolts and starts collecting them, weighing them
               in his hands.

                                   MITCH
                         It seems that you weren't telling
                         us the truth, Twin. It appears
                         that you do sell cars.

                                   TWIN
                         Fuck off.

                                   MITCH
                         No, not fuck off. That's not
                         polite. It hurts me when you talk
                         like that. You know what hurt is?

               Jason throws a bolt, which hits Twin on the head. Twin
               grunts. A cut opens.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         That's right. That's what it
                         feels like. And every time you
                         lie, you're going to feel that
                         pain, just to remind you how much
                         it hurts me.

               Mitch picks up a pair of long-handled bolt cutters.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         And every time you tell the
                         truth, I'm going to cut one of
                         these chains so that you can walk
                         out of here and we can get this
                         whole thing sorted. Now, tell me
                         honestly, do you receive stolen
                         cars.

               Twin doesn't answer.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Not answering when you're asked a
                         question is a kind of lie, isn't
                         it Jason.

               Jason laughs and throws another bolt at Twin's head. Twin
               winces and Mitch winces with him.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Ouch. That really hurt. People
                         say the truth hurts, but here
                         it's the opposite. Now, Twin,
                         tell me the truth, do you receive
                         stolen cars.

                                   TWIN
                         Yes.

                                   MITCH
                         Ve-ery good. You see, Jason, he
                         can speak the truth when he wants
                         to. So, we cut one of his chains.

               Mitch uses the bolt cutters to cut one of Twin's chains.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Now, think back to early June:
                         did you receive a Black Mercedes,
                         the one I already asked you
                         about?

                                   TWIN
                         I can't remember.

                                   MITCH
                             (motioning to Jason)
                         I think that's a lie.

               Jason throws a bolt that hits Twin's mouth and cuts it.
               Twin's head falls forwards.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Did you receive a black Mercedes
                         with cream leather seats?

                                   TWIN
                         Yes, but I didn't know whose it
                         was.

                                   MITCH
                             (cutting another chain)
                         That's okay. How could you
                         possibly know who a stolen car
                         belonged to. Unless, of course,
                         you found some private belongings
                         in the car. Did you find any
                         private belongings in that car,
                         Twin?

                                   TWIN
                         No.

               Mitch motions to Jason to throw another bolt. Jason picks
               out a large one which hits Twin on the chest.

                                   MITCH
                         Think again. Think what was in
                         the boot. Was there a laptop?

               Twin stops and thinks. He shakes his head. Mitch nods to
               Jason. Jason finds another, bigger, bolt. Twin stares at
               him, thinking hard.

                                   TWIN
                         Yes!

               Mitch makes some practice cuts.

                                   MITCH
                             (cutting another loop of
                              the chain)
                         Very good!

               Several of the chains have now fallen around Twin's feet.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Where is the laptop now?

                                   TWIN
                         I don't know.

               Jason immediately throws another bolt. He then picks up a
               handful.

                                   MITCH
                         We think you do, and it's
                         important that we know. I'll tell
                         you what I'll do - just to give
                         you some encouragement, I'll cut
                         one of these chains free of
                         charge - how would you like that?

               Twin ignores him. Mitch takes the bolt cutters and chooses
               a chain that is near Twin's groin. He cuts through the
               chain and into Twin's jeans.

                                   MITCH (cont'd)
                         Whoops, I almost cut your balls
                         off. I wouldn't want to do that.
                         You might pass out on us and then
                         you couldn't tell us what
                         happened to the laptop. Now tell
                         the truth - have you still got
                         it?

                                   TWIN
                         No.

                                   MITCH
                         I think I believe that.
                             (he cuts another chain)
                         You see how easy it is - you're
                         almost free. Now, where is it?

                                   TWIN
                         I don't know.

                                   MITCH
                         You'd better think about it! Let
                         me give you some more incentive
                         to tell the truth.

               Mitch cuts into Twin jeans, as if about to castrate him.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake standing right behind Jason's chair with a lighted
               blow torch, holding it close to Jason's afro hair.

                                   JAKE
                         He doesn't know.

               Jason tries to jump up but Jake pushes him down in the
               chair.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Don't provoke me. I'm a mean
                         angry mother-fucker and I hate
                         your hair!

               Mitch smiles. He drops the cutters and pulls a gun from
               inside his jacket.

                                   MITCH
                         Don't be stupid. Don't get
                         involved. This is nothing to do
                         with you. We're just trying to
                         find a laptop that has gone
                         missing from a stolen car. As
                         soon as we find it, everyone can
                         go home.

                                   JAKE
                         Twin doesn't know where it is. He
                         gave it to me.

                                   MITCH
                             (to Twin)
                         Is that true?

                                   TWIN
                         Yes.

                                   MITCH
                             (to Jake)
                         So what did you do with it?

                                   JAKE
                         I gave it away, but I can get it
                         back. Just let him go.

                                   MITCH
                         We'll let him go when we get it
                         back.

                                   JAKE
                         Let him go now.

                                   MITCH
                         No way. You get it and bring it
                         here.

               Jake moves the torch closer to Jason's hair.

                                   JAKE
                         Your friend won't look so nice
                         with his head on fire.

                                   MITCH
                         Neither will Twin with a bullet
                         in his head.

                                   JAKE
                         Let him go.

               Mitch moves the gun to Twin's temple.

               Jake starts singeing the ends of Jason's hair.

                                   JASON
                         If you burn my hair, you're a
                         dead man.

                                   JAKE
                         If I burn your hair, you're a
                         dead man. Mmmmm, that smells
                         nice...

                                   JASON
                         Mitch, my hair's on fire!

                                   MITCH
                         Okay, okay. We'll all go. Where
                         is this place?

                                   JAKE
                         It's not far. But no guns. You
                         have to leave your guns here.
                         Throw it in that hopper - you can
                         get it out afterwards.

               Mitch throws his gun into a hopper.

                                   JAKE
                             (to Jason)
                         And you.

               Jason takes out a gun and gives it to Jake. Jake throws it
               into the same hopper.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Now let him go.

               Mitch cuts off Twin's chains.

               Jake turns off his blow torch. Jason jumps up and feels his
               hair.

                                   JASON
                         You are so fucking close to being
                         a dead man.

                                   JAKE
                         At least you don't wear hair
                         spray - it could have been
                         interesting.

               They all walk into the middle of the shed, Twin nursing his
               wounds.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         Do we all trust each other now?

                                   MITCH
                         Just show us the way to go, smart
                         boy.

                                   JAKE
                         Just to be on the safe side...

               Jake crosses to the hopper and flicks a lever. A grinder
               comes down and grinds up everything, including the guns.
               There are several explosions.

                                   JAKE (cont'd)
                         There you are - that's what we
                         like to do with those.



               EXT. DOCKYARD WHARVES - NIGHT

               Twin, Jake, Mitch and Jason get out the car.

               Jake pushes open the door to Daniel's workshop. It is dark
               inside. He calls out for Daniel but no-one answers. They
               walk in to:



               INT. DANIEL'S STUDIO - NIGHT

               There is a weird humming sound - white noise - like blood
               flowing through the body.

                                   MITCH
                         What is this place?

                                   JAKE
                         It's a studio. We need to find
                         the lights.

               Jason fumbles in the dark and locates a switch.

                                   JASON
                         I've found it.

               He flicks the switch but instead of the lights coming on, a
               large projector screen at the end of the workshop lights
               up. A film starts playing on the screen, with electronic
               sound effects and sampled backgrounds.

               By the light of the screen, they see that the place has
               been laid out like a Santa's Grotto maze that they have to
               walk through.

               As they walk through, TV screens are exposed on which they
               see themselves real time, their faces distorted by lights
               that flash off and on from strange angles. Jason and Mitch
               are alarmed and confused but it is too loud to express
               dissent.

               As they walk, they look up to the large screen and see
               images taken from the scrapyard:

               - The movement of the crane is repeated over and over,
               rotating, lifting and crushing. Sound of wounded metal
               screams.

               - A television showing images of the war - smart bombs
               exploding and tanks firing on houses. A large sledge hammer
               comes down and smashes the TV screen: the screen implodes
               and explodes repeatedly.

               - Cadavers of domestic appliances being fed into hoppers
               that grind them down and crush them to the size of
               cigarette packs.

               - Twin's face, on the screen, getting closer to the camera
               in a rage. Advancing towards the camera, then starting
               again and advancing. Jason, Mitch and Jake all laugh.

               - Reversed film of crushed cars, expanding and ballooning
               back to normal, being lifted by a crane onto the back of a
               lorry.

               - The film is then spliced with real-time images of the
               four men, their faces overlying the mountains of scrap and
               being bent and distorted.

               - Out of the scrap, sculptures start appearing. Joost and
               Jake's sculptures emerging from the tangled steel.
               "Resurrection Shovel" rises up like and angel with folded
               arms and takes off from the scrapyard.

               A looped soundtrack keeps repeating: "It leaves a metal
               taste in your mouth."

               The four men are led through the maze by lights going in
               and off in the darkness and the rhythm of the film. Finally
               they arrive at a door which opens into another shed.
               Coloured lights go on and off, revealing through flashes in
               the darkness, the laptop, on a table in the middle of the
               shed.

               Mitch walks towards the laptop but it's a hologram. As he
               gets close, it disappears and appears elsewhere. This
               happens three times. Then a large fish tank lights up at
               the end of the shed. The laptop is sat with its screen up,
               functioning, apparently at the bottom of the tank of water.
               Multi-coloured metallic fish swim past it. On the screen,
               the same images as on the main screen in the other room.

               All four men walk over to the tank. As they get closer, the
               laptop screen stops and writing appears on it: "Is this
               really what you wanted?" The writing pulses in size, like a
               beating heart.

                                   MITCH
                             (to Jake)
                         Is that it?

                                   JAKE
                         Yup. Take it out.

               Mitch steps forward towards the tank. As he does so, the
               message on the laptop says: "Life is a controlled
               explosion." Then the laptop explodes and fizzles inside the
               tank.

               The lights go out. Silence.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Oh, Javier - one thing comes to
                         an end and another thing starts.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         And it ends again.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         And another things starts.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         And it ends again.

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         There must be something that
                         doesn't end.



               INT. BOOKSHOP - DAY

               Jake is looking at the Spanish travel books. He is holding
               one of his small sculptures, one of the designs based on
               his drawings of the Sagrada Familia. He clumsily reads a
               book, alternately putting the sculpture beneath his arm and
               resting it on the end of the bookshelf.

               Yazza is also looking at books. She watches him out the
               side of her eye for a while, looking at the sculpture.
               Interested, she moves closer to him.

                                   YAZZA
                         Hey, it's the stroppy guy with
                         the earphones.

                                   JAKE
                             (mimicking her)
                         Hey, it's the stroppy girl from
                         the baker's.

                                   YAZZA
                             (pointing at the
                              sculpture)
                         What's that?

                                   JAKE
                         It's a sculpture, made from scrap
                         metal.

                                   YAZZA
                         It looks like the Sagrada
                         Familia, in a weird kind of way.

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, it's the Sagrada
                         Unfamiliar.

                                   YAZZA
                         Did you make it?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   YAZZA
                         That's cool. And I thought you
                         were just a tosser with no life.

                                   JAKE
                         Maybe I was.

                                   YAZZA
                         What changed?

                                   JAKE
                         Everything.

                                   YAZZA
                         You stopped coming in to the
                         shop.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I gave up eating.

                                   YAZZA
                         You're looking well on it.
                         Anyway, I'm not working there
                         anymore - it was only a temporary
                         thing, after university.

                                   JAKE
                         What are you going to do now?

                                   YAZZA
                         I'm going abroad to finish my
                         architecture studies.

                                   JAKE
                         Oh, that's nice. Where are you
                         going?

                                   YAZZA
                         Barcelona.

                                   JAKE
                         Really!

               They both notice that Jake is looking at a book on
               Barcelona.

                                   YAZZA
                         Are you going there too?

                                   JAKE
                         I'd like to - I've never been
                         there.

                                   YAZZA
                         You should go. It's fantastic.
                         You could do your sculptures
                         there - they would love them,
                         believe me.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I can dream about it.

                                   YAZZA
                             (exuberantly, in
                              Spanish)
                         "You dream, you become, you look
                         back on a dream." Do you speak
                         Spanish?

                                   JAKE
                         No, er, well, I'm trying to
                         learn.
                             (touching his ears)
                         I listen to the tapes, you know.

                                   YAZZA
                         Oh, that's what you were
                         listening to. Well, it's a
                         Spanish proverb and it means,
                         "You dream, you become, you look
                         back on a dream."

               They both stand around, wondering how to end the
               conversation.

                                   JAKE
                         Well, I hope things go well for
                         you in Barcelona.

                                   YAZZA
                         Yeah, thanks. It should be great.
                             (a beat)
                         Listen, there's a Spanish film
                         festival on at the moment and
                         tonight they're showing
                         Alcaldero's "Life is a Dream".
                         Would you like to come with me?

                                   JAKE
                         Well, yeah, of course. But will I
                         understand it?

                                   YAZZA
                         It has subtitles, but I can
                         explain the plot to you anyway -
                         I've seen it about six times
                         before, it's my favourite film.
                         Meet me on the high street, near
                         the baker's at six-thirty. Hasta
                         luego!

                                   JAKE
                         See you.



               INT. CINEMA - NIGHT

               A Spanish film with subtitles. A man in bed, beneath the
               sheets, a naked woman, distressed, sits on the bed next to
               him.

                                   SPANISH ACTRESS (SP/S.T.)
                             (tearfully)
                         My father wants me to marry
                         Astolfo, but I will never marry
                         anyone but you. Besides, it's all
                         about money, filthy money.

                                   SPANISH ACTOR (SP/S.T.)
                         Nothing can keep us apart. I will
                         tear Astolfo from limb to limb.

                                                              CUT TO:

               Jake and Yazza watching the film.

                                   JAKE
                         I don't understand what's going
                         on.

                                   YAZZA
                         It's simple: her uncle, the King,
                         wants her to marry Astolfo but
                         she loves Segismund.

                                   JAKE
                         Why did his father keep him in
                         prison?

                                   YAZZA
                         Because he didn't want him to
                         bring dishonor on the kingdom.

                                   JAKE
                         Is he dreaming now?

                                   YAZZA
                         Now this is real. He's woken up
                         but he doesn't remember anything
                         because they drugged him. So
                         she's explaining what's happened
                         to him.

                                   JAKE
                         Right.



               EXT. STREET OUTSIDE CINEMA - NIGHT

               Jake and Yazza leave the cinema and walk down the road
               together.

                                   JAKE
                         So the bit where he marries
                         Estrella, that wasn't a dream?

                                   YAZZA
                         No, that was real. Did you like
                         it?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, it was fantastic. A bit
                         confusing.

                                   YAZZA
                         That's because you're reading the
                         subtitles, so you miss what's
                         really happening on the screen.
                         If you could speak Spanish, it
                         would all be clear to you.

               They walk silently for a bit.

                                   JAKE
                         Do you want to come back for a
                         coffee?

                                   YAZZA
                         Of course.

               They walk a bit more, then Yazza stops, and stops him.

                                   YAZZA (cont'd)
                         Listen, I'm going to kiss you,
                         right, but I don't want you to
                         get the wrong impression. It's
                         only because I like you.

               She gives him a BIG kiss.

                                   JAKE
                         Wow!

               She grabs him by the arm and walks him quickly up the road,
               chattering and laughing.



               INT. JAKE'S FLAT - NIGHT

               Jake carries two coffees to the sofa. Yazza is walking
               around the flat looking at things. She picks up the case
               for the Spanish language course and looks at it.

                                   YAZZA
                         Oh, the Barquillo Brothers,
                         they're my favourite Spanish
                         comics.

                                   JAKE
                         Are they comedians?

                                   YAZZA
                         Are you joking? They're like the
                         Spanish Monty Python - totally
                         nuts, I love it.

                                   JAKE
                             (sheepishly)
                         I thought it was a real language
                         tape.

                                   YAZZA
                         Is this what you've been learning
                         from?

                                   JAKE
                         Yes.

                                   YAZZA
                             (laughing)
                         No, I don't believe it. You've
                         been learning Spanish from here?
                         That's really funny.
                             (she reads from the back
                              of the case)
                         "A fridge is not an onion."

               She throws her arms around him.

                                   YAZZA (cont'd)
                         That is so funny. You poor thing.
                         Well, it is Spanish, I suppose.

               She starts drinking her coffee but keeps laughing and
               looking at him sideways.

               She puts her coffee cup down.

                                   YAZZA (cont'd)
                         Listen, I'm going to sleep with
                         you, but don't get the wrong
                         impression.

                                   JAKE
                         It's because you like me.

                                   YAZZA
                         That's right!



               INT. JAKE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Jake and Yazza are lying in bed talking.

                                   YAZZA
                         So, this guy Twin stole a car
                         that belonged to some big crook
                         who was the same guy that was
                         buying your sculptures and was
                         also the boss of that girl you
                         met in the pub?

                                   JAKE
                         Yeah, weird isn't it.

                                   YAZZA
                         That is totally fucking freaky. I
                         find that hard to believe.

                                   JAKE
                         It's a small world.

                                                       FADE TO BLACK.



               INT. JAKE'S BEDROOM - MORNING

               View of the bottom of the bed, and the French window, as in
               the opening scene.

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         I'm going to Barcelona.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         I want to go to Barcelona, too.

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         We both want to go to Barcelona.
                         Why don't we go together.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         Do you mean that?

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         Of course.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         How will we get there?

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         We can drive.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         It's cheaper to fly.

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         We'll have more fun driving. We
                         can stop along the way and see
                         everything.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         We haven't got a car.

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         Ask that bloke Twin for one - he
                         owes you a favour.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         You're clever. I like you.

                                   YAZZA (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         I like you too.

                                   JAKE (O.S./SP/S.T.)
                         That's good.

                                   SPANISH INSTRUCTOR
                             (in English)
                         Tell Twin you need a car that
                         will get you to Barcelona.



               INT. SCRAPYARD - DAY

               Twin and Jake are standing next to a red, 1966, Fiat
               Spider. Twin still has scars on his face.

                                   JAKE
                         I'm sorry about your face, Twin.

                                   TWIN
                         Just forget about it. That never
                         happened, okay. I'm giving you
                         this car and it's a deal, you
                         never mention that to anyone
                         again.

                                   JAKE
                         Right. But this car is not
                         stolen, is it?

                                   TWIN
                         No, I'm out of the used car
                         business now. Believe it or not,
                         this was dumped. Squeak has been
                         fixing it up for me, but you can
                         have it.

               Jake jumps in the car and starts it up. Twin leans in the
               driver's window.

                                   JAKE
                         It sounds great!

                                   TWIN
                         Sweet as a baby. Keep your eye on
                         the temperature and take it easy -
                         she'll get you there.

                                   JAKE
                             (shakes his hand)
                         Okay. Do the right thing and
                         watch out for Mister Big. See you
                         around.

               Jake drives out of the scrapyard.



               EXT. YAZZA'S FLAT - DAY

               Jake pulls up in the car, already loaded with his minimal
               possessions.

               They load up her stuff and drive away.



               EXT. ROAD LEAVING LONELYVILLE - MORNING

               Bright sunshine. Jake and Yazza drive up a long road that
               leaves Lonelyville behind them. Over their shoulders we
               see, at the bottom of the road, the disappearing town, the
               industrial area, the scrapyard and the docks.

               They drive past a sign which says: "You are leaving
               Lonelyville (population 3)".

               They drive down a beautiful empty road that winds next to
               the river. They drive past the following scenes:

               - Madame Verbist and her paramour are picnicking, dejeuner
               sur l'herbe, on a rug next to a svelte green tennis court.
               She is leaning back, balancing a champagne glass, laughing
               to the heavens as he nibbles her neck.

               - Not far away, near the edge of the woods, Jenny is posed
               naked on a blanket.

               - Through the window of a diner Marie and the pool player
               are seen playing pool. As the car goes past they both stand
               at the window and look out. Marie is dressed sexily. They
               wave. Then kiss intensely.

               - A yacht tacks up the broad river. Joost and Marinka are
               on deck. The sails seem to be made of steel and glint in
               the sun. Marinka waves from the bow. As they sail, the
               yacht is transformed into the heron and shoal of fish
               sculpture.

               - A field containing a large pile of televisions. Davey boy
               is standing on top of them, busting the screens with a
               large sledgehammer. As the car goes past, he stops and
               grins, and waves with one hand. About five metres away from
               the televisions, his fiancee is sitting on the grass
               laughing at him.

               Yazza puts the Spanish language tape into the cassette
               player.

                                   SPANISH JAVIER (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         The time we've spent together has
                         been the happiest of my life, but
                         now I have to leave you and
                         return to Taganro...

                                   SPANISH BELINDA (V.O./SP/S.T.)
                         Wow, watch that car coming round
                         the bend.

               The tape fouls up in the spindles. Yazza ejects the
               cassette and pulls metres of tape out. She rips it free and
               throws the whole thing out of the car. The tape is caught
               in the wind and rolls away down the road.

               They drive around a sharp bend and Jake almost loses
               control of the car. Just around the bend, there has been an
               accident. A wrecked car by the side of the road. Mitch and
               Jason are outside the car, arguing and pushing each other.

               Twin jumps out the cab of a pick-up truck and walks to the
               back to hook up the busted car. He scowls at Jake and makes
               a 'getaway' gesture with his hand. Then a smile crosses his
               face as he bends down to hook the car up.

               They drive off into the sun. A road sign says, "Barcelona,
               900 miles".

               The film fast forwards so quickly that no sound or image is
               detectable. It stops on a view of the Sagrada Familia.

                                                            FADE OUT.



                                        THE END

               "La Vie En Rose" plays over the credits.

               No domestic appliances were hurt during the making of this
               film.
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